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Picking up someone is not the easiest thing in the world. It helps to be clever and know what to say. With that in mind, check out the top 101 clever pick up lines.
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#101 – 90. Clever Pick Up Lines
101. It’s like you’re a fossil sample, and I’m an impatient paleontologist – I want to date you so badly.
100. You are the reason women fall in love.
99. You thought you don’t have a chance with me? You’re completely wrong.
98. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
97. Your eyes are like IKEA…I get lost in them.
96. Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
95. Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
94. Is your name Katniss, cuz you’re starting an uprising in MY district.
93. I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.
92. For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
91. Baby, your lips are like candy and im the fat kid
90. If you were vanilla ice cream and I was hot caramel, I’d pour myself all over you
#89 – 80. Clever Pick Up Lines
89. My friends over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the prettiest girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
88. I’m going for a walk. Would you hold this? (Then hold out your hand.)
87. If you were a laser you’d be set to stunning.
86. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but…I’m The Batman.
85. May I borrow your phone? My mother always reminds me to call her once I found the man/woman of my dreams. So I want to call her now.
84. Is your address in the middle of the equator because you’re so hot!
83. You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.
82. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
81. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.
80. Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE Print.
#79 – 70. Clever Pick Up Lines
79. You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.
78. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
77. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way of here.
76. Do you like parties? Because you can climb up my pants and have a ball!
75. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
74. I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.
73. Hey, this going to sound really cheesy, but… (lean in) Mozzarella.
72. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
71. Boy: Lets play the firetruck game! Girl: How do you play? Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say redlight when you want me to stop Girl: Okay…. RED LIGHT! Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!
70. Do you know the difference between you and the new iPhone? The new iPhone costs $700 and your priceless.
#69 – 60. Clever Pick Up Lines
69. kissing is a language of love……. so how bout a conversation?
68. “Is your name homework? ‘Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be.”
67. I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
66. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
65. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
64. I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
63. Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?
62. Hey baby, how about we go back to your place to Netflix and chill.
61. You know, if God made every woman as lovely as you, men wouldn’t appreciate beauty as much.
60. You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.
#59 – 50. Clever Pick Up Lines
59. How about you come live in my heart and pay no rent?
58. If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
57. Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
56. “Your name must be winter because you’re about to be coming.”
55. You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!
54. Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I’m attracted to your buns of steel!
53. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
52. You must be a ship you’ve always been on my radar
51. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.
50. If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.
#49 – 40. Clever Pick Up Lines
49. Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAAAAAAMMMMM GIRL!
48. Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pickup lines on you?
47. If I said you had a beautiful body , would you hold it against me?
46. I’m not Charmin, but I’d be all up in that booty….
45. Are you an aspirin because I’d like to take you every 4 to 6 hours
44. You: “Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together?” Them: “…Why?” You: “I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”
43. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
42. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but…I’m The Batman.
41. Hey, you owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked past.
40. Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
#39 – 30. Clever Pick Up Lines
39. Stop being pre-paid and give me a minute
38. Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
37. If you were a word on a piece of paper you would read (fine print)
36. Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
35. I’m going for a walk. Would you hold this? (Then hold out your hand.)
34. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
33. Are you a drummer, because you seem to know the beat of my heart.
32. I’m going for a walk. Would you hold this? (Then hold out your hand.)
31. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I’d like to mount and take back to my place.
30. Girl……you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
#29 – 20. Clever Pick Up Lines
29. I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
28. Hi, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
27. I can’t play the guitar but i’ll sure pluck your G String
26. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
25. If a blade of grass was sexy, then baby you’d be a field.
24. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but your the only one I’d like to mount and take back to my place
23. Looking at you takes my breath away.
22. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
21. I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
20. I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
#19 – 10. Clever Pick Up Lines
19. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
18. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
17. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
16. Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
15. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
14. “Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) “Cause you’re just my type!”
13. If fine was a felony you’d be on death row.
12. I’m not a professional photographer. But I can easily picture us together.
11. Damn, I just lost my phone number. Is it okay to have yours, instead?
10. If your lips were a plug could mine be the switch.
#9 – 1. Clever Pick Up Lines
9. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
8. I’m not a big fan of your last name but don’t worry, I can change that.
7. Wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?
6. Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.
5. God almost didn’t make you. He was afraid the angels would get jealous.
4. Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled.
3. I don’t know your name but I’m sure it is as beautiful as you are.
2. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
1.Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Ideas for the top 101 clever pick up lines come from the following sources.[1]List25 – 25 Best Pick Up Lines That Are Actually Pretty Clever[2]Sweety Text Messages – CLEVER PICK UP LINE[3]Jokes 4 Us – New Pick Up Lines
