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Ready to quack up with some funny jokes. Check out the top 101 funny duck jokes.
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#101 – 90. Funny Duck Jokes
101. Q: What does a duck do first when making an omelette? A: He quacks some eggs.
100. Q: Why did the duck go to the bank? A: Because he wanted to get a new bill.
99. Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks? A: Foul (fowl) weather.
98. Q: What do you call a duck on drugs? A: a quackhead
97. Q: What did the duck carry his schoolbooks in? A: His Quackpack
96. Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner? A: I hope we Quack this case.
95. Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? A: “I hope I didn’t quack any!”
94. Q: What do you get when you put four ducks in a box? A: A box of quackers!
93. Q: Who stole the soap? A: The robber ducky!
92. Q: How do you make a duck sing soul music? A: Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
91. Q: What was the goal of the detective duck? A: To quack the case
90. Did You Hear About The Duck With A Drug Problem? He was a quackhead.
#89 – 80. Funny Duck Jokes
89. Q: Why did the duck detective get the key to the city? A: Because he quacked the case!
88. Q: Why did the duck cross the park? A: To get to the other slide.
87. What Do You Call A Cat That Swallows A Duck? A duck-filled-fatty-pus
86. Did You Hear About The Duck Who Wouldn’t Pass Environmental Legislation? He was a lame duck.
85. Q: What’s another name for a clever duck? A: A wise quacker.
84. Q: Which animal grows down? A: A duck
83. Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck? Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes!
82. What Did Detective Duck Say To His Partner? “Let’s quack this case!”
81. Q: What says “Quick, Quick!”? A: A duck with the hiccups
80. Q: Why was the duck put into the basketball game? A: To make a fowl shot!
#79 – 70. Funny Duck Jokes
79. Q: Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck? A: Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes!
78. Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick? A: To the Ducktor
77. Q: Did you hear about the prostitute that thought she was a duck? A: She charged 7 dollars a quack.
76. Q: Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? A: He was a quackhead.
75. Q: What do you call a duck that steals? A: A robber ducky.
74. What Do Ducks Have With Soup? Quackers
73. Q: Where did the duck lose his feathers? A: Down town.
72. What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came? Put it on my bill!
71. What Did The Duck Say When He Dropped The Dishes? “I hope I didn’t quack any!”
70. What Do You Call Two Ducks And A Cow? Quakers and milk.
#69 – 60. Funny Duck Jokes
69. Q: Why did the duck cross the road? A: Because he was jealous of the chicken.
68. Q: What did the blonde replace her rooster with a duck?
67. Q: What do ducks watch on TV? A: Duck-umentaries!
66. Q: Why don’t ducks fly upside down? A: Because they don’t want to QUACK up.
65. What Do Ducks Watch On TV? Duck-umentaries!
64. Q: What has webbed feet and fangs? A: Count Duckula
63. Q: What did a duck say to the comedian? A: You quack me up!
62. Q: Why did the duck sleep under the car? A: Because he wanted to wake up oily.
61. What Do Ducks Get After They Eat? The bill!
60. Q: Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? A: It was one tough nut to quack.
#59 – 50. Funny Duck Jokes
59. Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with fireworks? A: A firequacker!
58. Q: What do ducks have with soup? A: Quackers!
57. Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!
56. Q: Who stole the soap? A: The robber ducky
55. Q: What did Detective Duck say to his partner? A: “Let’s quack this case!”
54. What Do You Call A Duck That Steals? A robber ducky.
53. At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up? At the quack of dawn.
52. Q: Who stole the soap? A: The robber ducky!
51. Q: What do ducks get after they eat? A: A bill!
50. Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick? A: To the ducktor!
#49 – 40. Funny Duck Jokes
49. Q: What did the detective duck say to his partner? A: I hope we Quack this case.
48. Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn!
47. Q: What is a chick’s favorite drink? A: Peepsi!
46. Q: What do you call a duck with fangs? A: Count Duckula!
45. What language do geese speak? Porchageese
44. How Do Ducks Talk? They don’t. You quack.
43. Q: Why did the duck tell you a joke? A: Because he wanted to QUACK you up!
42. Q: Why do ducks watch the news? A: For the feather forecast!
41. Q: Which side of a duck has the prettiest feathers? A: The outside!
40. Q: What did the drug diller say to the duck? A: Are you on quack?
#39 – 30. Funny Duck Jokes
39. Q: How do you get down off a horse? A: You don’t get down off a horse… you get down off a duck.
38. Q: What do you get if you cross fireworks with a duck? A: A firequacker!
37. Q: Why does a duck say quack? A: Because it can’t say moo.
36. Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was A Squirrel? It was one tough nut to quack.
35. Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks? A: A box of quackers!
34. Q: Why did the duck go to the supermarket? A: To get some Quackers.
33. Where Did The Duck Go When He Was Sick? To the ducktor!
32. Q: What do you get when a duck bends over? A: It’s Buttquack
31. Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework? A: A firequacker.
30. Q: What did the duck eat for snack? A: Salted Quackers!
#29 – 20. Funny Duck Jokes
29. Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks? A: A box of quackers!
28. Q: What do get if you cross a duck and Santa? A: A Christmas Quacker.
27. Q: What do ducks get after they eat? A: A bill!
26. Q: What do you call a bird that can fix anything? A: Duck Tape.
25. Q: What do you call a box of ducks? A: A box of Quackers.
24. Q: Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly? A: Because they would quack up!
23. Q: What happens when Donald Duck flies upside down? A: He quacks up!
22. Q: Why did the duck cross the road? A: Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
21. Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow? A: Quackers and Milk.
20. Q: What’s another name for a clever duck? A: A wise quacker!
#19 – 10. Funny Duck Jokes
19. Q: What did the duck say to the banker? A: My bill is bigger than yours.
18. Q: Why are ducks bad drivers? A: Their windshields are qwacked.
17. Q: Did you hear about the bird that couldn’t pass environmental legislation? A: He was a lame duck.
16. Q: What’s a Duckworth? A: I don’t know, what does a Henweigh?
15. Q: At what time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn.
14. Q: What does a duck get after he eats? A: A bill
13. Q: What did the duck say when the waitress came? A: Put it on my bill!
12. Q: What do you call a cat that swallows a duck? A: A duck-filled-fatty-pus
11. Why Are Ducks Bad Drivers? Their windshields are qwacked.
10. Q: Why did the duck fly south for the winter? A: Because it was too far to walk.
#9 – 1. Funny Duck Jokes
9. Q: What happens when a duck flies upside down? A: It quacks up
8. Q: What do ducks get after they eat? A: A bill!
7. Q: What did the duck do after he read all these jokes? A: He quacked up!
6. What Do You Call A Clever Duck? A wise quacker
5. Q: Where did the duck go when he was sick? A: To the Ducktor
4. Q: What can swans do, that ducks can’t do but lawyers should do? A: Shove their bills up their arses
3. Q: How do ducks talk? A: They don’t You Quack.
2. Q: What do you call a duck with fangs? A: Count Duckula
1. Q: What has fangs and webbed feet? A: Count Duckula
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