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Kids can be really funny. They tend to say some of the funniest things and also enjoy laughing at jokes. Check out below for the top 101 funny jokes for kids.
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#101 – 90. Funny Jokes for Kids
101. Q: What do you call a monster with no neck? A: The Lost Neck Monster.
100. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.
99. How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern…
98. Q: Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems!
97. The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart wasn’t in it.
96. The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
95. Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
94. Q: What do porcupines say when they kiss? A: Ouch.
93. Q: What animal needs oil? A: A mouse because it squeaks.
92. Q: Why did the elephant paint himself different colors? So he could hide in the crayon box!
91. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
90. Q: Why is there a fence around a cemetery? A: People are dying to get in.
#89 – 80. Funny Jokes for Kids
89. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.
88. Q: What do you give a sick bird? A: A tweetment.
87. What did the little boat say to the yacht? A. Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
86. Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
85. Q: What did the volcano say to his wife? A: I lava you so much.
84. Q: What race is never run? A: A swimming race.
83. Q: What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
82. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
81. The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
80. Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? A: They woke him up.
#79 – 70. Funny Jokes for Kids
79. Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? A: When it’s full.
78. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking.
77. Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long? A: He became bone dry
76. The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.
75. Q: What has three letters and starts with gas? A: A car.
74. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
73. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!
72. Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn’t have the stomach for it.
71. Q: What do you give a sick lemon? A: Lemon aid.
70. Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
#69 – 60. Funny Jokes for Kids
69. Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees? A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
68. Q: What is a cat’s favourite colour? A: PURRRR-ple.
67. Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? A: He could feel it in his bones!
66. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A wise quacker.
65. Q: Where does a polar bear keep his money? A: a snow bank.
64. Q: What kind of witch likes the beach? A: A SAND-witch.
63. How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket!
62. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, cows go MOO!
61. Q: Why are skeletons so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
60. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
#59 – 50. Funny Jokes for Kids
59. Q: Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon? A. Because she’ll let it go!
58. What do you call a droid that likes taking the scenic route? A. R2-Detour!
57. Q: What do cows read? A: CATTLE-logs.
56. Q: What animal needs to wear a wig? A bald eagle!
55. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
54. Q: Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
53. The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
52. Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? A: Because a dog was after his bones!
51. Q: What did one egg say to the other? A: You crack me up.
50. Q: When is a baseball player like a spider? A: When he catches a fly.
#49 – 40. Funny Jokes for Kids
49. Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena? A: All those fans.
48. Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? By the footprints in the butter!
47. Who helps little pumpkins cross the road on the way to school? A. The Crossing Gourd!
46. What do you call two birds in love? A. Tweet-hearts!
45. Q: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean meat!
44. The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
43. Q: Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? A: Because they are always stuffed.
42. Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
41. Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!
40. Q: What has two legs but can’t walk? A: A pair of pants.
#39 – 30. Funny Jokes for Kids
39. Q: What do you do if you see a spaceman? A: Park your car, man.
38. Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy? Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why? Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
37. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? A. He gave her a ring.
36. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
35. Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.
34. Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight? A: They’re all size S.
33. Q: What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast? A: Lunch and dinner.
32. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite!
31. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
30. The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have any body to love.
#29 – 20. Funny Jokes for Kids
29. Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? A: I’ve got you covered.
28. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
27. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies!
26. Q: What do you call an old snowman A: Water.
25. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
24. Q: What is the difference between elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.
23. Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
22. Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A: Sherlock Bones
21. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling!
20. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot!
#19 – 10. Funny Jokes for Kids
19. Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A: To make up for his miserable summer.
18. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
17. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
16. I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
15. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
14. Q: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims!
13. Q: What kind of cat likes water? A: An octo-PUSS.
12. Q: What letters are not in the alphabet? A: The ones in the mail.
11. When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a parent.
10. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip!
#9 – 1. Funny Jokes for Kids
9. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A. Because you can see right through them!
8. Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7, 8, 9.
7. Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away her credit card!
6. What does the ghost call his true love? A. My ghoul-friend.
5. Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? A: Thunderwear.
4. Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled? Because they take too long to iron!
3. Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? A. So he could visit Pluto!
2. Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? A: Because he wanted to be a watermelon.
1. Q: What animal is best at hitting a ball? A: A bat.
Ideas for the top 101 funny jokes for kids were taken from the following sources.[1]Reader’s Digest – Kids’ Jokes[2]Frugal Fun for Boys and Girls – HILARIOUS JOKES FOR KIDS[3]Everything Mom – 60 Jokes for Kids to Make them Laugh[4]Red Tricycle – Here Comes the Pun: 102 Hilarious Jokes for Your Kids
