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Top 101 Funny Tongue Twisters

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You might be the most eloquent speaker in the world. Or you might not be that great of a public speakers. However, no matter what, tongue twisters get the best of us. With that in mind, check out the top 101 funny tongue twisters below. They are bound to make for a funny experience and a great joke.

#101 – 90. Funny Tongue Twisters

101. Near an ear, a nearer ear, a nearly eerie ear

100. Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter “T”.

99. So, this is the sushi chef.

98. She sees cheese (x3)

97. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.

96. She threw three balls.

95. Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses

94. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

93. Green glass globes glow greenly.

92. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

91. A slimy snake slithered through the sandy Sahara.

90. Singing Sally sang songs on sinking sand.

#89 – 80. Funny Tongue Twisters

89. How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

88. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

87. Pirates Private Property

86. Truly rural (x3)

85. Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

84. Pete’s pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

83. If practice makes perfect and perfect needs practice, I’m perfectly practiced and practically perfect.

82. Ann and Andy’s anniversary is in April.

81. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn’t fuzzy, was he?

80. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.

#79 – 70. Funny Tongue Twisters

79. Ed had edited it. (x3)

78. Rudder valve reversals

77. Four furious friends fought for the phone.

76. Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand.

75. Stupid superstition!

74. The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

73. How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

72. I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

71. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

70. Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

#69 – 60. Funny Tongue Twisters

69. Good blood, bad blood (x3)

68. Pre-shrunk silk shirts (x3)

67. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

66. I have got a date at a quarter to eight. I’ll see you at the gate, so don’t be late

65. A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk

64. Four fine fresh fish for you

63. Six slimy snails sailed silently.

62. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

61. Fresh French fried fly fritters

60. No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.

#59 – 50. Funny Tongue Twisters

59. If a dog chews shoes, whose shoes does he choose?

58. Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

57. Unique New York.

56. I wish to wash my Irish wristwatch.

55. Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

54. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

53. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, ’tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

52. Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.

51. I saw a kitten eating chicken in the kitchen.

50. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

#49 – 40. Funny Tongue Twisters

49. Eddie edited it.

48. When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write.

47. She saw Sherif’s shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif’s shoes on the sofa?

46. The queen in green screamed.

45. Santa’s Short Suit Shrunk

44. Red Buick, blue Buick.

43. Red lorry, yellow lorry (x3)

42. Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.

41. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.

40. He threw three free throws.

#39 – 30. Funny Tongue Twisters

39. Tie twine to three tree twigs.

38. She threw three free throws.

37. Purple paper people, purple paper people, purple paper people.

36. A big black bear sat on a big black rug

35. He threw three balls.

34. Seth at Sainsbury’s sells thick socks.

33. If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

32. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.

31. Willie’s really weary

30. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

#29 – 20. Funny Tongue Twisters

29. Black back bat (x3)

28. Three short sword sheaths.

27. Dimensional analysis

26. Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks.

25. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

24. Flash message (x3)

23. On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser.

22. Snap crackle pop (x3)

21. Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.

20. We surely shall see the sun shine soon

#19 – 10. Funny Tongue Twisters

19. It’s a nice night for a white rice fight.

18. How many snacks could a snack stacker stack, if a snack stacker snacked stacked snacks?

17. One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they felt smart. Etc.

16. The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon and red roses when winter arrives.

15. Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on Thursday.

14. Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much.

13. Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

12. Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

11. Scissors sizzle, thistles sizzle.

10. Six sticky skeletons.

#9 – 1. Funny Tongue Twisters

9. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

8. Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

7. Gig whip, gig whip, gig whip.

6. Rolling red wagons

5. Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread

4. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely

3. Which witch is which?

2. When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

1. Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Ideas for the top 101 funny tongue twisters were taken from the following sources.[1]PunME – 150 Best English Tongue Twister to challenge your tongue![2]Busy Teacher – Top 10 Tongue Twister[3]Thought Catalog – The 50 Best Quick And Funny Tongue Twister[4]EngVid – 50 Tongue Twister to improve pronunciation in English

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