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Hipsters liked jokes about hipsters before it was cool to like them. With that in mind, check out the top 101 hipster jokes.
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#101 – 90. Hipster Jokes
101. Who was the first hipster? You’ve probably never heard of him.
100. Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
99. Q: What was the hipster doing at the computer? A: Looking in the recycling bin for something retro.
98. Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
97. Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
96. Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
95. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
94. Knock knock.. who’s there? eh, you probably haven’t heard of me.
93. Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
92. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
91. Q: How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog? A: Put it in a man bun.
90. Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because it’s underground.
#89 – 80. Hipster Jokes
89. Q: Who was the First Hipster? A: You’ve probably never heard of him.
88. What happens when a hipster falls? They Tumblr
87. Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
86. Why does the hipster only listen to dead musicians? He knows they’ll always be underground.
85. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number
84. Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.
83. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy the soundtrack?
82. How do you know if someone is a true hipster or not? Wait until they tell you their not, then you know they are.
81. Q: What happens when a Hipster falls? A: They Tumblr
80. Why do hipsters love ice? Because ice was water before it was cool.
#79 – 70. Hipster Jokes
79. If a hipster does something, but doesn’t Instagram it, did it really happen?
78. Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can’t touch that toilet, it’s art.
77. How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram
76. Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? It was too current.
75. Q: What do you get if you cross a hipster with a vampire? A: Count Swagula
74. Q: Why did the hipster stand by the fan? A: He was trying to stay cool.
73. Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it’s cool.
72. Q: What kind of cereal do hipsters eat? A: Vape Nuts or Emoji-Os.
71. Why are hipsters so thin? because they have skinny genes.
70. Q: What do hipsters put on their strawberries? A: Beforeit was cool whip.
#69 – 60. Hipster Jokes
69. I’m so hipster, even I’ve never heard of my favorite band.
68. Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream
67. Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
66. Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
65. Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.
64. Is there anything hipsters can’t ruin? There is, but you probably haven’t heard of it.
63. Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
62. Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because its underground.
61. Q: What’s a hipster’s favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
60. Q: How do you get a hipster to eat a hot dog? A: Put it in a man bun.
#59 – 50. Hipster Jokes
59. Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
58. Why didn’t the hipster go to work? He had caught the uncommon cold.
57. Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: He drank low fat non whip frapp before it was cool.
56. Kind of surprised hipsters haven’t started tying their beard’s in man buns yet.
55. Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
54. I’m starting a club to capitalize on Hipsters. its 10 dollars not to join.
53. Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
52. Why do hipsters only use the microwave? They don’t like conventional ovens.
51. Why shouldn’t you bet on a hipster in a bike race? Because it’s “fixed”
50. Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
#49 – 40. Hipster Jokes
49. Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
48. If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
47. Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
46. Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment? A: Mumblr.
45. Q: What do hipsters eat for breakfast? A: Bronuts and Sticky Man-buns.
44. Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.
43. Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
42. I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
41. Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
40. Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it’s cool.
#39 – 30. Hipster Jokes
39. Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
38. Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
37. Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before it was cool.
36. Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave. A: They don’t like conventional ovens.
35. Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
34. Q: How do you know if Shakira is still cool? A: Ask a Hipster – Hipsters don’t lie!
33. Q: How do you know if Shakira is still cool? A: Hipsters don’t lie.
32. Q: What do you call a hipster with a speech impediment? A: Mumblr
31. Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
30. Q: Why do hipsters love using the subway? A: Because itsunderground.
#29 – 20. Hipster Jokes
29. What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? I don’t know, but there’s probably a hipster close by.
28. Why do hipsters love using the subway? Because its underground.
27. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number
26. Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
25. Q: What do you get if you cross a hipster with a vampire? A: Count swagula.
24. How do you kill a hipster? Stab it with a Pitchfork
23. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
22. Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave. A: They don’t like conventional ovens.
21. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number.
20. Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A:Because the river was too mainstream.
#19 – 10. Hipster Jokes
19. Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
18. Q: How do you kill a hipster? A: Stab it with a Pitchfork
17. Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram.
16. Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool
15. Why Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue? He ate his food before it was cool.
14. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
13. Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
12. Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
11. Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
10. Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
#9 – 1. Hipster Jokes
9. Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster? A: mumblr
8. How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn’t know, it’s kind of an obscure number.
7. Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
6. What’s the only candy a hipster will eat? A Kik kat bar.
5. Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
4. How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
3. Q: Why did the hipster float down the tributary? A: Because the river was too mainstream.
2. Q: Why are all the ugly chicks hipsters? A: Because beauty is just too Mainstream!
1.Two hipsters walk into a bar. The first one did it before it was cool, and the second one did it ironically.
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