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Talking with and picking up someone of the opposite sex isn’t easy. Most of the time you don’t know what to say. With that in mind, check out the top 101 pick up lines.
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#101 – 90. Pick Up Lines
101. You must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day
100. “Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”
99. Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
98. I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
97. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
96. I know you haven’t been studying, You must want the “D”
95. Didn’t I pick you up in the grocery store? Because you’re hot like salsa
94. Boy: “Hi, is your name Google?” Girl: (No, Why?) Boy: “Because you have everything I’m looking for!”
93. “My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?”
92. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
91. “Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) “Cause you’re just my type!”
90. “Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.”
#89 – 80. Pick Up Lines
89. I’m no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
88. Baby, you are hotter than an afternoon in july!
87. “Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”
86. “You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”
85. Boy: Girl, what’s your number? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a math test Girl: What? Boy: Oh I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on
84. Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they’re 100% off.
83. “I’d like to point out that “beautiful” has U in it. But, ‘quickie’ has U & I together.”
82. Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
81. Wanna go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.
80. Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you!
#79 – 70. Pick Up Lines
79. Do I know you? Because you look like my next girlfriend
78. “Look you little Juicy Fruit, don’t be a Zero, be a Lifesaver.
77. I hope there’s a fireman around, because you’re smoking hot.
76. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you
75. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
74. If I hired 1,000 artists and made them work for 100 years they still wouldn’t be able to paint a picture that is as beautiful as you.
73. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
72. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.
71. If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
70. Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.
#69 – 60. Pick Up Lines
69. “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
68. Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?
67. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
66. “Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re mm mm good!”
65. I’m not a photographer…..but I can picture us together.
64. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
63. “How about I grab your delicious Mounds, pull down your Snickers and put my Butterfinger up your tight little Kit Kat until you scream Oh Henry!
62. Boy: Lets play the firetruck game Girl: How do you play Boy: I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light when you want me to stop Girl: Okay Boy: Fire trucks don’t stop for red lights!
61. Hey beautiful, they call me Jolly Rancher cause I stay hard for a long time!
60. Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or me getting you out of them?
#59 – 50. Pick Up Lines
59. Congratulations! My friends and I have voted you the hottest guy around! And your prize is …a date with me!
58. “Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
57. Do you have a Band aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you
56. “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
55. “Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.”
54. How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
53. “Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?” (No Why?) “Cuz I’m diggin’ that ass!”
52. Excuse me, could you please dial down your hotness, it’s causing global warming
51. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re so dope.
50. Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs.
#49 – 40. Pick Up Lines
49. “Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”
48. Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.
47. I blame you for global warming… your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
46. I need a place to stay, because you’re so hot you burnt my house down.
45. How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.
44. “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
43. Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want s’more.
42. Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz “WII” Would Look Good Together.
41. “Girl, I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t got past your eyes!”
40. Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
#39 – 30. Pick Up Lines
39. How about me and you go play dress up, I’ll be the knight in shining armor and you can be my noble steed, that way I get to ride you all day!”
38. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
37. Are you a clock? Cause you’re ticking me off.
36. How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy.
35. Baby, I’m like a firefighter, I find them hot and leave ’em wet!
34. “You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”
33. Are you from Holland? Cuz amster-dayyyuuumm.
32. “Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”
31. You smell like trash, can I take you out?
30. If I was in charge of the alphabet, I would put U and I together
#29 – 20. Pick Up Lines
29. Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
28. Instead of being the derivative, I’d much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice
27. “We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”
26. Even if there wasn’t gravity on Earth, I’d fall for you
25. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
24. “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
23. “Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”
22. “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
21. Are you Jewish? Because you ISRAELI HOT.
20. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
#19 – 10. Pick Up Lines
19. “I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”
18. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
17. Are you a tamale? Because you’re hot.
16. “Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”
15. “Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”
14. “When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?”
13. Are you having a good summer? Because you’re hot.
12. Are you a parking ticket coz you got fine written all over you?’
11. “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
10. I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
#9 – 1. Pick Up Lines
9. “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
8. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
7. Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet? Girl: 26! Boy: I thought there was 21? Girl: Umm, no! Boy: “Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T”
6. There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, never mind. I missed U R A Q T
5. “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
4. I’m no photographer, but i can picture us together
3. Hey is it hot because I think im melting all over you !
2. Well, I’m here. What’s your next two wishes?
1.How come i know the hundreds of digits of Pi, but not the 7 digits of your phone number?
Ideas for the top 101 pick up lines come from the following sources. [1]Reader’s Digest – 30 Cheesy Pick-Up Line Guaranteed to Get a Laugh[2]Jokes 4 Us – Chat Up Lines[3]Mustang Monitor – Cheesy Pick up Line[4]Pick Up Line – Hot Pick Up Line
