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Star Trek is one of the most iconic movie franchises out there. That comes with many jokes. With that in mind, check out the top 101 Star Trek humor jokes.
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#101 – 90. Star Trek Humor Jokes
101. Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree? A: Wave to him
100. Where does a ten-foot Mugato sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
99. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit
98. Q: Why was Amelia Bedelia afraid when Picard said that he wanted the Enterprise to be spotless? A: She thought he was planning to get rid of Data’s cat.
97. Q: What did Odo say when the redshirt wet their pants? A: “Urine big trouble.”
96. What do you get when you cross a shapeshifter and a musician? Yoko Odo.
95. Q: Why did the Klingon cross the road? A: To conquer the other side.
94. Q: Why doesn’t Quark trust Changelings? A: He thinks they’re too shifty.
93. Q: Who’s a major character from DS9? A: Kira.
92. What do you call a ten-foot Mugato? Sir.
91. How many Betazoids does it take to change a lightbulb? Two… one to change it & one to say, “Captain, I sense darkness.”
90. Q: What did Spock find in Kirk’s toliet? A: The Captian’s Log.
#89 – 80. Star Trek Humor Jokes
89. What is the least popular show on Bajor? Keeping up with the Cardassians!
88. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Computer: Insufficient information.
87. Q: Why did the Klingon cross the road? A: To conquer the other side.
86. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Dr. McCoy: Dammit Jim!! I’m a doctor not an farmer!
85. Q: What did Odo say to Quark? A: “Don’t look now, I’m changing.”
84. Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull? A: “Captain, we are being hailed.”
83. Q: Why is Worf’s race so stubborn? A: They Klingon to tradition.
82. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Spock: Obviously, it was the logical thing to do.
81. Janice Rand brought a complaint to Captain Kirk: someone had drilled a hole into the wall of the women’s showers. He told her he’d look into it.
80. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Data: Why is a barn yard fowl crossing a thoroughfare humorous?
#79 – 70. Star Trek Humor Jokes
79. Q: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? A: They have engaged the Borg
78. Q: What do you call a friend of Picard’s first officer? A: A Riker-liker.
77. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? Two: one for changing it and another one to sell the broken one.
76. Q: Have you heard the new Klingon army motto? A: Join the Klingon army. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and kill them!
75. Q: What would you get if Dax’s family were waiting tables on rollerblades? A: Trills and spills.
74. Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb? A: All of them!
73. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
72. Q: Why did the Borg cross the road? A: Because it assimilated the chicken!
71. A stormtrooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight, the storm trooper misses every shot, but the red shirt dies anyway.
70. Q: Why was Star Trek so successful? A: It had good Genes.
#69 – 60. Star Trek Humor Jokes
69. Q: Why can’t Klingon kids play in sandboxes? A: Cats keep trying to cover them up.
68. Q: Have you read the book “Chekov: The Navigator”? A: It’s by: I. Kiptin
67. Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.
66. Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can? A: Worf Speed
65. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
64. Q: What do you call it when Kira is late? A: A major delay.
63. Q: Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married? A: They have engaged the Borg.
62. Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb? A: Execute it for failure.
61. Q: What are Vulcan eyeglasses called? A: Spocktacles
60. Q: Why did someone go to Geordi LaForge for advice? A: Because they thought he would make a good ad-VISOR.
#59 – 50. Star Trek Humor Jokes
59. Q: Why couldn’t people make sense of Charles Tucker’s performance? A: It was too Trippy.
58. Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one? A: Hoisted by our own Picard.
57. Q: What did Spock find in Kirk’s toliet? A: The Captain’s Log
56. Q: What is Thomas Riker’s dating philosophy? A: “If at first you don’t succeed, try Troi again.”
55. Q: Why was Verad unfit for joining? A: He was a bad host.
54. Q: Why can’t Klingon kids play in sandboxes? A: Cats keep trying to cover them up
53. Q: What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A: A croaking device.
52. Show me a man who is a good loser…and I’ll show you a junior officer who is playing 3-D chess with his captain.
51. Q: How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree? A: Wave to him.
50. Why was STAR TREK so successful? It had good Genes.
#49 – 40. Star Trek Humor Jokes
49. Q: What did the first officer answer when Picard asked “Why did you let Troi win at poker?” A: “Because I Riker.”
48. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Scott: ‘Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles, Captain.
47. Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? He never forgets a phaser.
46. Q: How many ears does Picard have? A: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
45. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Mr. Worf: For the honor of all chickens.
44. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark
43. Q: Why was Star Trek so successful? A: It had good Genes
42. Q: What’s the difference between Bones and his imposter? A: One’s the real McCoy.
41. Q: What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can? A: Worf Speed.
40. Q: Have you read the book “Damn it Jim”? A: It’s by: Ima Doctor and Nada Bricklayer.
#39 – 30. Star Trek Humor Jokes
39. Who is the worst cook in Starfleet? Michael Burn-ham.
38. Q: What is Commander Rikers favorite hobby? A: Sewing, because the captain says “Make it so”.
37. Q: How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000
36. Q: What do you call it when Lieutenant Paris sits on the floor? A: A Floor Tom.
35. Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb? A: All of them!
34. What do you call a Cardassian on a sailing ship? A sea-Gul.
33. Q: Why were Picard and his crew so confused when the android officer was kidnapped? A: Because they’d lost their Data.
32. Q: Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A: He never forgets a phaser.
31. Q: Why was the Andorian so sad? A: Because he was feeling blue.
30. Q: Why don’t the Borg go to prison? A: Because they obey the Lore!
#29 – 20. Star Trek Humor Jokes
29. How do you stop from falling out of a Bird of Prey? You just have to Klingon.
28. Q: What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve? A: When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.
27. Q: What did Spock say when he got buried in a pile of Tribbles? A: “I’m in Tribble!”
26. Q: What happened when Yeoman Rand complained that someone had cut a peephole in her cabin door? A: Captain Kirk promised to look into it.
25. Q: Why Did Lieutenant Uhuru look so shocked? A: Because William Shatner (shat in her).
24. Q: What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.
23. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Counsilor Troi: I knew it was going to happen. I could sense it.
22. Defensive programming? Never! Klingon programs are always on the offense. Yes, offensive programming is what we do best.
21. Q: How did T’Pring’s parents react when they learned she was not marrying Spock? A: They were Stonned.
20. Q: What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve? A: When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals.
#19 – 10. Star Trek Humor Jokes
19. Q: What do you get when you cross an amoeba with Voyager’s chief engineer? A: A B’Elanna split.
18. Q: What did O’Brien say when Keiko kept fussing over their daughter? A: “Stop Molly-coddling her.”
17. Q: What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one? A: Hoisted by our own Picard.
16. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark.
15. Q: What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull? A: “Captain, we are being hailed.”
14. Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb? A: Execute him for cowardice.
13. Q: What did Picard say as Data struggled to repair the Marclosian Stitching Machine? A: Make it sew.
12. Q: What does Kirk use to light a fire? A: The captain’s log.
11. Q: Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise? A: Piccard told Riker to “Make it sew, Number One.”
10. Q: Why did Worf change his hair color? A: It was a good day to dye.
#9 – 1. Star Trek Humor Jokes
9. Q: Where do the Borg eat fast food? A: At their local Borger King!
8. Q: Why don’t the Borg go to prison? A: Because they obey the Lore!
7. Kirk: Bones, that man is choking! Do Something! McCoy: Damn it, Jim, I’m a Doctor not a… oh, yeah right.
6. Q: Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A: He never forgets a phaser.
5. Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit.
4. Q: Have you read the book “The Positronic Brain”? A: It’s by: Anne Droid
3. Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb? A: Execute it for failure.
2. Q: What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan? A: Spocktacles Cross The Road
1. How many crew members of the Voyager does it take to change a lightbulb? I don’t know, but they’ll blow up at least one shuttle while doing it.
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