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Gypsies are a group of semi nomadic people that can be found all over Europe. While some people may not like them, it doesn’t mean that they aren’t humorous. With that in mind, check out the top 20 gypsy jokes.
#20 – 10. Gypsy Jokes
20. I don’t agree with Vodafone’s advertising campaign. It states “Be part of the world’s largest mobile community “Now correct me if I’m wrong but that’s the Gypsies!
19. I was approached by a gypsy this morning. She was dirty, smelly, ugly, wart-ridden, lives in a flea-infested caravan, probably gets raped by her dad and brothers, and then tried to sell me heather “to bring me good luck”.
18. Why do Gypsy’s walk funny? Because of their Crystal Balls
17. What do you call a Gypsy in a white tracksuit? The bride
16. What’s the definition of a gypsy virgin? A 6 year old girl that can run faster than her dad.
15. Did you hear about the pikey who won the lottery? Apparently they’re going to pay him with Travellers Cheques…
14. Ever heard of an Irish bath? An Irish bath is when you stand at the sink and just wash your armpits. Some people call it a Gypsy bath, or an Italian shower. A French bath is when you just douse yourself in cologne. Whatever you call it, it’s all just ethnic cleansing.
13. Where does a gypsy keep his money? In your wallet
12. How do you make a gypsy take a bath? Leave it on the front garden.
11. What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike? Your bike back
10. Rebecca is worried about 2 green spots that appeared on her inner thighs. Although she is embarrassed, she goes to the doctor who looks and asks her ‘ Is your boyfriend a Gypsy? ‘ Rebecca says ‘Yes, how did you know?’ So the doctor said ‘Tell him his earrings are not gold’
#9 – 1. Gypsy Jokes
9. What do gypsies and cigarettes have in common? They both come in packs of ten, stink like fuck and are banned from every pub in the republic.
8. I’ve invented a new game. You get a group of Pikeys and lock them in a Cellar for a Month without any food. It’s called Hungry Hungry Gyppos.
7. What’s the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free.
6. You know how to do gypsy triathlon? You walk to the pool, don’t swim, and then ride home on a brand new bike.
5. Why should you never bully a fifth grader gypsy? Because his father is in the eleventh grade.
4. I was chatting to a mate in the pub- who loves jokes- and I was telling him a little story. So I began my tale: “I went to see a Gypsy fortune teller the other day, who put me in touch with me dead grandfather. After we had finished and I had paid her, she smiled at me and in a jolly voice said she had really enjoy the session- So I smacked her in the face! “My smartarse mate chipped in, “Ha ha- That’s because you LIKE TO STRIKE A HAPPY MEDIUM isn’t it!” I replied, “No, it’s because I can’t f****** stand gypsies.”
3. What’s long, hard and hurts gypsies? My Shovel…
2. Heard about the new shampoo for Pikeys? It’s called Go and Wash
1.What key can open any lock? A pi-key.
Ideas for the top 20 gypsy jokes came from the following sources.[1]upjoke – gypsy joke[2]HaHas – Gypsy Joke
References
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