Top 24 Fantasy Jokes

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To fantasize is to think about things that are beyond the realm of possibilities. With that in mind, check out the top 24 fantasy jokes.

#24 – 20. Fantasy Jokes

24. What do you call the last RPG you play before you die? The Final Fantasy.

23. Why is Bill Cosby so good at Fantasy drafts? He always nails the sleepers

22. If the Colts’ QB was on your fantasy football roster You’re officially out of Luck this season.

21. My wife has a fantasy of seeing me with another woman Permanently, she wants a divorce.

20. What is Link’s favorite Final Fantasy character? Zell, duh!

#19 – 10. Fantasy Jokes

19. Why are there never black dwarves in fantasy films? Because Kevin Hart keeps suing the production companies for using his likeness without his approval.

18. An Elf, an Orc, and a Dragonborn walk into a bar…There’s no punchline, it’s just a fantasy of mine.

17. I once dated a girl with a twin. We all know the immediate fantasy that springs to mind, and so i thought I’d ask. I asked and they agreed. It was a wonderful experience and if anything her twin was a really nice guy.

16. What is the difference between reality and fantasy? In fantasy, if you’re exposed to radiation, you become spider-man. In reality if your exposed to radiation, you get visited by spider-man

15. I accidentally walked into my daughter’s room and was shocked to see her reenacting a fantasy scene from 50 Shades of Grey. Like the one where she gets a decent job right out of college.

14. Last night I let my boyfriend indulge his “scat” fantasy…<sigh> I’m glad I got that off my chest.

13. Why does Nintendo require an online subscription to finish Final Fantasy VII? Cloud saves.

12. What is an Amish woman’s biggest fantasy? Two Mennonite.

11. I’ve been writing a fantasy world. At first I thought it’d have two nature deities: a tree-person for the land and a mermaid-like being for the ocean. But then I thought that combining the two would be more “a fish-ent”.

10. My wife left me because she said that I live in a fantasy world. When I first heard it, I was so shocked that I almost fell off my dragon.

#9 – 1. Fantasy Jokes

9. I dreamed I drowned in an ocean made of orange soda. When I woke I realized it was just a Fanta sea.

8. My girlfriend just told me she has a schoolgirl fantasy. But honestly, I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.

7. My wife’s fantasy is to be with another man. Mine is to have two girls at the same time. She must have misunderstood because now we have twin daughters from the mailman

6. If you already drafted Andrew for your fantasy football team You’re out of Luck.

5. In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit. She’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job.

4. Once I got kicked out from a library for putting a women’s rights book in the fantasy section.

3. When my girlfriend told me that her fantasy was to be abducted, I thought she was joking. But she demands to be taken, seriously!

2. Did you hear Donald Trump was in a fantasy action movie? He was the White Power ranger

1. If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami…And Erotica would be salty.

Ideas for the top 24 fantasy jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – Fantasy Joke^[2]LaffGaff – Funny Fantasy Joke