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It is important to use sunscreen to protect your skin and health. With that in mind, check out the top 24 sunscreen jokes.
#24 – 20. Sunscreen Jokes
24. What do you call a pilgrim that doesn’t use sunscreen? Puri-tan.
23. What’s easier than applying sunscreen? Not going outside.
22. What club are Hawaiian Tropic models not allowed to talk about? Pillow Fight Club.
21. Why did the scientist buy some sunscreen? Because he was a pale-ontologist.
20. Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel!
#19 – 10. Sunscreen Jokes
19. My sunscreen said to “apply liberally”…so i cried about Trump while i put it on.
18. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuckscreen.
17. If you have a friend that can’t put sunscreen on their back and is self conscious about it, Don’t rub it in
16. Why did the cheerleader put extra salt on her skin instead of sun screen? She wanted to do summer salts.
15. I didn’t get the job at the sunscreen company. They said you can always reapply.
14. Why did the panda date a Hawaiian Tropic model? She had really big bamboobies.
13. You know Steve Irwin would still be alive if he wore sunscreen. Would have protected him from the harmful rays.
12. What’s an Irishman use as sunscreen? A pub!
11. Did you hear about the tanning Olympics? Everbody tried to get a bronze.
10. I can’t believe I forgot to bring sunscreen to the beach…boy was my face red.
#9 – 1. Sunscreen Jokes
9. What happens when baby corn doesn’t wear sunscreen? He becomes popcorn.
8. What day of the week do you need Banana Boat lotion? Sunday, of course!
7. Real men don’t wear sunscreen. They cry at night.
6. What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sunscreen on a topless brunette? Your camera.
5. Why do mathematicians always wear sunscreen? Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
4. Why did the pig need sunscreen? Because he was bacon.
3. Did you hear Steve Irwin’s family is suing Coppertone? He was wearing it, but it didn’t protect him from harmful rays.
2. What do you call sunscreen in Ireland? Pubs
1. A new sunscreen called Sun-Off has been causing skin rashes on people’s bellies after application. It’s a real Sun-Off Ab Itch
Ideas for the top 24 sunscreen jokes come from the following sources.[1]upjoke – sunscreen joke[2]Jokes4Us – Sunscreen Day Jokes
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