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It is important to try hard in all things that you do. With that in mind, check out the top 25 effort jokes.
#25 – 20. Effort Jokes
25. I put as much effort into life…As the guy who named the sleeping bag
24. I threw my girlfriend a leaving party but she didn’t seem to appreciate the effort. She kept saying, “Where am I going?!”
23. I complain to HR, “Sorry Ma’am, but the salary doesn’t even remotely match the effort I put into my work.” HR nods, “I know, but we can’t let you starve to death.”
22. My entire life I’ve made the effort to become the thing people said I’d never be So I became a failure.
21. Devastated. A very sad day today. After seven years of training in the medical fields and hard work, a very good friend of mine was fired after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his clients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money…A genuinely nice guy and an absolutely brilliant mortician.
20. A lot of effort goes into my erections. They’re all handmade.
#19 – 10. Effort Jokes
19. A short fortune teller committed a crime, and the police put almost no effort into catching her Headlines the next day read: Small medium largely ignored.
18. In an effort to develop the World’s first, true hover car… scientists worked tirelessly.
17. Did ABC purposefully mix up the Best Picture announcement in an effort to drive ratings? After some careful research I’ve found nearly everybody on that stage to be a paid actor!
16. A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh. Alas, no pun in ten did.
15. The take a penny, leave a penny trays in businesses are a great idea that obviously makes things easier for customers and merchants alike by saving time and effort for all. It’s common cents.
14. In a last ditch effort to curb over grazing, some ranchers have decided to drive their cattle up into the mountains. Analysts say the steaks have never been higher.
13. I did everything I could to get my wife to make love to me. At least I know I gave it my best effort…Before hand.
12. Why is a degree like a condom? It’s rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, and its worthless the next day.
11. I feel like most jokes about communism are pretty low effort But at least everyone gets them
10. My wife was complaining about how much effort I put into customizing my avatar at the beginning of games….I told her that hard work helps build character.
#9 – 1. Effort Jokes
9. Someone told me I looked sad. In an effort to cheer me up he asked me to name one thing that was positive in my life. My answer? HIV.
8. After so much effort and so many tries, my wife finally was able to make a handmade purse! Now that’s what you call…perseverance.
7. I’ll admit; my business plan of impersonating and running marathons on behalf of fee paying clients who want prestige without effort, is not going well. But I’d still give you a run for your money.
6. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
5. Found a sweet little thing walking the streets last night so I offered her a ride home, got her some dinner and got laid for my effort. Still not sure whose dog this is though…
4. “The 12 boys stranded in a flooded cave system in Thailand have started diving lessons in the latest step in efforts to bring them out alive.” I think they’ve hired Neymar.
3. I tried to teach a ghost addition. Despite its efforts, in the end, it could only add 1 at a time. I was disappointed, but I guess it’s the spirit that counts.
2. In an effort to not offend…The great white shark will now be named the average caucasian shark.
1. I showed a high effort meme I made the other day to my father. He responded with “High effort, I’m dad!”
Ideas for the top 25 effort jokes come from the following sources.[1]upjoke – effort joke[2]humor that works – 101 FUNNY WORK JOKES TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY[3]medium – 15 Hilarious Work Jokes: Workplace Humor at It Best
