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Competition is a big part of life. However, sometimes it can be very hard. With that in mind, check out the top 27 competition jokes.
#27 – 20. Competition Jokes
27. Two competitive silk worms decided to race…it ended in a tie.
26. My wife and I were laughing today about how competitive we are. (I laughed more than she did, though.)
25. A university has been accused of not having enough people of colour on their competitive speech recital team. To tackle the problem they took a bunch of students and covered them in body paint. They now claim they have achieved their dye varsity quoters.
24. My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive. But, I joke about it waaaay more than her.
23. Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. – Against Medusa.
22. I always wanted to be a competitive eater Unfortunately, I just never had the stomach for it
21. What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace? The best bang for your buck.
20. My dad was so Competitive that on his death bed, as he breathed his last He said, “Staring contest… GO.”
#19 – 10. Competition Jokes
19. Why do women hate me? Cause I’m very competitive and always want to come first.
18. To get in shape, I need to pick up a sport as a hobby…I was thinking about competitive eating.
17. My friend just became the World Champion in competitive origami. He’s great at folding under pressure.
16. My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are…But I laugh more.
15. My friend and I were finally able to laugh off how competitive we are with each other. But I laughed harder.
14. What do competitive butchers say to each other? I will beat your meat!
13. My sister and I always laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh harder
12. A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
11. I’m not a competitive person. I’m always the first to admit it.
10. My boyfriend entered a retarded contest but they said no Bc they don’t alow perfectionist
#9 – 1. Competition Jokes
9. My friend made a flute out of a carrot…It was impressive, and if you gave her some sheet music, she would show you just how well it played. My other friend, who’s a bit competitive, made an oboe out of corn. He said he could play anything by ear.
8. A new Vietnamese restaurant opened across from another, and the owners have been throwing competitive deals all week. It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
7. The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S manufacturing non-competitive…Donald Trump, 2012.
6. TIL cow tipping is an urban myth. Apparently, the farmers just pay them a competitive wage.
5. “You snooze, you lose.” -Competitive insomniacs
4. Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn’t handle the pressure.
3. Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
2. Yo mama so stupid she had a staring contest with a mirror.
1. I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Ideas for the top 27 competition jokes come from the following sources.[1]Upjoke – Competitive Jokes[2]Worst Jokes Ever – Contest Jokes
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