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Photography is a great way to capture a single moment in life. With that in mind, check out the top 27 photography jokes.
#27 – 20. Photography Jokes
27. Two old guys in raincoats are in a dark alley, watching a pretty girl walk by. One turns to the other and says, as he holds the edges of his coat, “in this dim light, what exposure do you give it?”
26. Why was the photo arrested? Because it was framed.
25. What do you call a mixed media artist without a girlfriend? Homeless.
24. Photographers are very mean. First they frame you, then they shoot you, then hang you on the wall.
23. What kind of photos does a turtle take? Shellfies.
22. A woman shot her husband, drowned him, and hung him. Then,they eat dinner. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? Answer: She was taking a photo of her husband. She shot it, developed it, and hung it to dry.
21. Two girls: “A tray of sushi, please.” Waiter: “To eat or to post photos of on Instagram?
20. “a group of artists are invited to dinner by a famous chef. In greeting the photographer, the chef comments: i love your photos, they’re wonderful, you must have a very expensive camera. The photographer doesn’t reply and walks into the dining room. After dinner the photographer approaches the chef and says: dinner was sensational, very exquisite flavours, a true work of art, you must have a very sophisticated stove.”
#19 – 10. Photography Jokes
19. Your camera takes really nice pictures! Thanks, i taught it everything it knows…
18. Why did the photographer get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery? He wasn’t in the right frame of mind. What do you call a photo taken by a cat? A paw-trait.
17. What do you call someone hanging on a wall? Art.
16. Sometimes it’s tough being a photographer. You have to deal with a lot of crop!
15. My wife said if i took one more photo of me she’d leave me. That’s when i snapped.
14. I had to give up my career as a photographer. I kept losing focus.
13. What happened to the fastest camera in the world? It BURST into flames. Did you hear about the guy who stole all those photos? I think he was framed.
12. Why shouldn’t you steal from someone holding a camera? Because they have a photographic memory.
11. Did you hear about how the photographer died? It makes me shutter.
10. Did you hear that the Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? Well, they had photos of politicians on them and people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
#9 – 1. Photography Jokes
9. A friend of mine is always going on about photography jokes. You can’t shutter up!
8. Photography is a developing hobby.
7. I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper!
6. Why can’t you find good photography jokes? They haven’t been developed yet.
5. What’s the difference between the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs? The last Broncos Super Bowl team picture isn’t in black and white.
4. What does a pirate steal in his spare time? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.
3. What did snow white say when her photos weren’t ready yet? Some Day My Prints Will come!
2. Stop being so dramatic, carmen….you think you’re the only one who has hot flashes?
1. Where does a cow hang his photos? In a mooooseum.
Ideas for the top 27 photography jokes come from the following sources.[1]Jessica Khalaf – Awesome Photography Joke to Make You Giggle[2]Jokes4Us – Photography Joke
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