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Top 30 Alien Jokes

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Do aliens exist in space? With that in mind, let’s see what some of these people have to say with the top 30 alien jokes.

#30 – 20. Alien Jokes

30. A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Proof of Extraterrestrials” by A. Leon Being.

29. Why have there been no alien sightings in our galaxy yet? They’re lactose intolerant

28. RYAN: Why were there only 18 letters in the alphabet? TIM: Tell me. RYAN: Because E.T. flew off in a UFO, and the CIA chased after him!

27. PAXTON: How do aliens harvest their crops? GEORGE: No clue. How? PAXTON: With tractor beams.

26. An Alien visited the Solar system and ate Jupiter. When asked how it was the Alien replied simply: “Gastronomical.”

25. I told my wife I’d never leave her unless aliens came to take me. It has taken 30 years but I finally have enough for Industrial Light and Magic to do an alien abduction scene.

24. How do redneck aliens abduct people? Tractor beam

23. JIMMY: What did the alien say to the measuring cup? JAMES: I have no idea. JIMMY: “Take me to your liter.”

22. An alien landed on my farm and asked me to take them to your leader. Can we wait a month? I asked for the sake of humanity.

21. What did the anti-immigration xenophobe say when he saw an alien saucer ‘You! F. O.’

20. The Vatican decides to storm Area 51…Alien V.S. Predator

#19 – 10. Alien Jokes

19. Those aliens that abduct cows must be gamblers. They’re always raising the steaks.

18. After hundreds of years of speculation, aliens have finally contacted earth. They prepare a simultaneous broadcast to all humans to give us their message: *Hello people of Earth! We have been trying to reach you about your planet’s extended warranty*

17. NOAH: What do you call an alien that lives in a bog? CALEB: I have no idea. What? NOAH: A “marsh-in!”

16. What do you call a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life? Alien versus Redditor.

15. Aliens refuse to visit Earth because they’ve looked up our solar system…and it has a 1-star rating.

14. CHRIS: What did the astronaut cook in his skillet? CHIP: Beats me. CHRIS: Unidentified frying objects!

13. What do aliens call an American who couldn’t cross the road? A flat earther.

12. JAY: What do you get when you cross an alien and something white and fluffy? JOE: What? JAY: A martian-mallow!

11. What did the IKEA dresser say to the aliens after landing on their planet? I come in pieces.

10. What did the space alien tell Franz Schubert? “Take me to your Lieder!”

#9 – 1. Alien Jokes

9. I’ve been going on a lot of dates with an alien, but I swear we’re just friends. It’s a plutonic relationship

8. What would you hear at a very long opera about aliens? Aria 51.

7. An alien lands today…Nov. 4, 2020 Alien: Take me to your leader Me: Your going to have to wait 10-12 business days for us to sort that out.

6. Some aliens in a flying saucer offered to fly me to the moon But they wouldn’t let us land because the moon was full.

5. Why couldn’t’ the alien bug impregnate the mountain climber? You can’t cross a scaler with vector

4. PEE WEE: What did the alien say to Boys’ Life? CHUBB: Beats me. PEE WEE: “Take me to your reader.”

3. Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet? They checked the reviews… but we only had one star

2. How do you get an alien baby to sleep? You rocket

1. An alien died at a beyblade tournament Let ET rip

Ideas for the top 30 alien jokes come from the following sources.[1]upjoke – alien joke[2]scout life – alien joke

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