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Mardi Gras or also known as Fat Tuesday is a group of celebrations that take place between the Christian feasts of the Epiphany and ends the day before Ash Wednesday. With that in mind, check out the top 31 Mardi Gras jokes.
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#31 – 30. Mardi Gras Jokes
31. What is the difference between Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras? Mardi Gras is an all-night party in New Orleans, Fat Tuesday is who you wake up with the morning after!
30. What’s the problem with jogging during Mardi Gras? The ice falls out of your drinks!
#29 – 20. Mardi Gras Jokes
29. The New Hampshire Primary falls on Fat Tuesday? That’s a good omen for Chris Christie.
28. Mardi Gras reminds me how much inflation changes things. Beads used to buy you the island of 28. Manhattan, now you only get two coconuts.
27. What do you call a hamburger covered in beads? A French Quarter pounder.
26. I used to go out drinking on Mardi Gras. Now I watch YouTube videos on how to correctly cut open a mango.
25. How do you start a Mardi Gras parade on bourbon street? Roll a 40 down the street.
24. I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
23. How is the bad economy affecting Mardi Gras? Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!
22. If you can’t make it to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, please feel free to reveal your breasts right here.
21. What’s in the drink “FEMA” No one knows, but it hits you one week later!
20. I’ve never been to Mardi Gras, but I have been around a bunch of drunk people flashing their boobs. Family reunions are the worst.
#19 – 10. Mardi Gras Jokes
19. Mardi Gras is the only time of year you can take a condescending prude and bead her down to size.
18. How do you know you went to Mardi Gras? A1: You wake up on a sidewalk and the only things in your pants pockets are your car keys and a court summons. A2: You wake up and discover a Tattoo of “Beignets Rule” on your ass.
17. Not even Katrina could stop Mardi Gras.
16. What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year? No one knows, it’s not expected ’til labor day!
15. Have you read the JK Rowling book about Mardi Gras? It’s called “Fantastic Beads and Where To Find Them”
14. Women are better communicators than men, but why do they get nude at Mardi Gras? Because for 1 week in February in New Orleans, they can’t say NO!
13. Fat Tuesday is just a Tuesday that hasn’t learned about portion control.
12. Happy Fat Tuesday! The only day of the year you can call people fat.
11. Fat Tuesday? Guys are such jerks. Tuesday just has a thyroid problem.
10. Yesterday was Fat Tuesday. Today is Fat Shaming Awareness Wednesday.
#9 – 1. Mardi Gras Jokes
9. Mardi Gras is the only acceptable time to wear body glitter without being mistaken for a stripper.
8. To say “mardi gras” in sign language just do a huge embellished jerk off motion
7. Today is Fat Tuesday, where a $1 pair of beads will accomplish the same thing a $100 lobster may get you tomorrow for Valentines Day.
6. If Emma Watson made a movie about Mardi Gras, I bet you it would be called “Beauty and the Beads”.
5. Dear New Orleans, Your Fat Tuesday is Charlie Sheen’s Tuesday.
4. I always remember when Fat Tuesday is… it’s the day before “Diet Wednesday”
3. Mardi Gras is more like “Where’s My Bra”
2. 9 yo: Dad, what is Pi day? Me: It’s like fat tuesday but w/out all the calories and sex
1.I think we need to stop day shaming Tuesday. Tuesday, you look fine to me. You be you Tuesday! NO #FatTuesday
Ideas for the top 31 Mardi Gras jokes were taken from the following sources.[1]Jokes 4 Us – Mardi Gras One-Liner Jokes[2]Joke Blogger – Mardi Gras
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