Top 32 Bingo Quotes

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Bingo is a fun game enjoyed by all ages. With that in mind, check out the top 32 bingo quotes.

#32 – 30. Bingo Quotes

32. Political reporters no longer get to decide what’s news. The days when a minister gave briefings to a dozen lobby correspondents, and thereby dictated the next day’s headlines, are over. Now, a thousand bloggers decide for themselves what is interesting. If enough of them are tickled then, bingo, you’re news. – Daniel Hannan

31. Fluted sleeves or any sleeve that flares out before coming in again at the wrist are very feminine and a great way to distract from the dreaded ‘bingo wings.’ – Twiggy

30. We called the Weather Bureau and found out what historically was the hottest day of the summer…So we scheduled the hearing that day, and bingo, it was the hottest day of record in Washington, or close to it…we went in the night before and opened all the windows…so that the air conditioning wasn’t working inside the room. – Tim Wirth

#29 – 20. Bingo Quotes

29. I don’t want to sound too carried away, but from what I’ve seen, ‘Bingo Long’ is going to be a big one. A classic. – Billy Dee Williams

28. Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you’d find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course… they’re altogether a higher class of fat lady. – Steve Coogan

27. At 18, I guarded the parking lot at the Catholic Church bingos. Now my dad made sure I could take care of myself. I carried a Smith and Wesson 357 Magnum . – Susana Martinez

26. I’ve had more numbers on my back than a bingo board. – Rocky Bridges

25. Bingo pup. It’s a lesson best learned early. They’re all afraid of us.” He strolled over to Derek. “You’re trying to be a good kid, aren’t you? You think that’ll show them they’re wrong. So how’d that working out for you? Guess what? They don’t care. To them, you’re a monster, and nothing you do–or don’t do–will change their minds. My advice? Give ’em what they want. It’s a short, brutal life.” He smiled. “Live it up.” Derek stared straight ahead, patiently waiting. “He can’t hear a word I’m saying, can he?” Liam said. “Nope. – Kelley Armstrong

24. I’ve had some of my best matches in front of 50 people in bingo halls and VFW halls and things like that. – Johnny Gargano

23. That’s what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible combination. I heard somebody yell ‘AK-47!’ and a lady yelled, ‘Bingo!’ – Bill Maher

22. I sometimes feel as if ideas for a novel kind of pop up like numbers in a bingo tumbler, and then they’re ready to go. – Meg Wolitzer

21. How do I tone my bingo wings?’ is one of the most commonly asked questions that strikes fear and dread into a personal trainer’s heart. – Chloe Madeley

20. Oh it’s the bingo playing wizard I love you guys so much, but not as much as my bird and my bingo! – Louis Tomlinson

#19 – 10. Bingo Quotes

19. I’d rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home. – Florence King

18. Congress: Bingo with billions. – Red Skelton

17. It’s about waking up. A child wakes up over and over again, and notices that she’s living. She dreams along, loving the exuberant life of the senses, in love with beauty and power, oblivious to herself — and then suddenly, bingo, she wakes up and feels herself alive. She notices her own awareness. And she notices that she is set down here, mysteriously, in a going world. – Annie Dillard

16. I grew up in Harlem, and the kids used to tease me. You know that song ‘Bingo’? Well, they used to sing, ‘V-i-n-g-o, and Vingo was his name-o.’ – Ving Rhames

15. I think the Irish woman was freed from slavery by bingo. They can go out now, dressed up, with their handbags and have a drink and play bingo. And they deserve it. – John B. Keane

14. Hey…You.. What’s life without eyebrows, freak? Got a new listing for your bingo book right here!! A guyis going to be the next lord hokage of Konohagakure village. Uzumaki Naruto! Konoha-school NINJA! – Masashi Kishimoto

13. When you’re six, most of your Bingo balls are still floating around in the draw-tank. – Stephen King

12. Mrs. Zuppa was coming in from bingo just as I was leaving the building. “Looks like you’re going to work,” she said, leaning heavily on her cane. “What are you packin’?” “A thirty-eight.” “I like a nine-millimeter myself.” “A nine’s good.” “Easier to use a semiautomatic after you’ve had hip replacement and you walk with a cane,” she said. One of those useful pieces of information to file away and resurrect when I turn eighty-three. – Janet Evanovich

11. I was the sixteen-year-old driving everyone to bingo and shopping. It was quite a responsibility. It made me the man in charge of a lot of things. – John Candy

10. Just because a woman is over 50 does not mean she no longer has anything to offer. If anything, we have so much more to offer! We have lived life, we get better with age. I do my best work now in my 60s. Sure, I could retire; but what would I do? Play Bingo? I think not! – Dawn Wells

#9 – 1. Bingo Quotes

9. Well…he’s back in an exam room. Should I get out a quarter?” Everybody groaned. There was only one He out of the legions of male patients they treated, and coin bingo was typically how the staff decided who had to deal with him. – J.R. Ward

8. Not being invited in is one of the boxes on the “suspicious behavior” bingo form that every copper carries around in their head along with “stupidly overpowerful dog” and being too quick to supply an alibi. Fill all the boxes and you too could win an all-­expenses-paid visit to your local police station. – Ben Aaronovitch

7. Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day and did not miss a Senate vote in his final year, though no one is sure if a shouted ‘Bingo!’ counted as a yea or a nay. – Jon Stewart

6. Money doesn’t have anything have anything to do with the magnificence of a person. It doesn’t. What matters is what you make. Whether it’s a cake for bingo night or a costume for a saint or a wall of water-whatever you pour into this life is what makes you rich. – Adriana Trigiani

5. When you get an idea and you fall in love with it there’s not a whole lot of choice. You’re going down a street and you meet this girl and you know it doesn’t have to make any sense. Bingo! You’re in love. – David Lynch

4. You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. – Jeff Foxworthy

3. Ideas are floating like fish. Desire for an idea is like a bait on a hook. If you desire an idea, it pulls and it makes a kind of a bait. Ideas will come swimming up. And you don’t know them until they enter the conscious mind. And then bingo! There it is! You know it instantly. And then more come in. If you go fishing for ideas, a lot of ideas will just pop in. And one of them will make you fall in love. – David Lynch

2. Go back to your bingo hall. – Jerry Lawler

1. People ask me if there are going to be stories of Harry Potter as an adult. Frankly, if I wanted to, I could keep writing stories until Harry is a senior citizen, but I don’t know how many people would actually want to read about a 65 year old Harry still at Hogwarts playing bingo with Ron and Hermione. – J. K. Rowling

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