Top 32 Shopping Quotes

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For some people shopping is life. With that in mind, check out the top 32 shopping quotes.

#32 – 30. Shopping Quotes

32. Sell cheap and tell the truth. – Rose Blumkin

31. I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum. – Rita Rudner

30. Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. – Albert Einstein

#29 – 20. Shopping Quotes

29. My idea of shopping is asking the lovely yet formidable Marcia to pick something up for me while she’s out. It never works. “I am not picking out underwear again for you,” is her usual response, which is why I have underwear older than my kids. – Andy Heller

28. The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck

27. The thing about shopping is that you never know exactly what you are going to find. A shopping experience can be filled with joyous surprises or unexpected pitfalls. No matter how hard you try, you cannot plan every detail of a shopping trip, and you never know exactly how it will end up. – Amanda Ford

26. Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like. – Will Rogers

25. There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant. – Anatole France

24. Three things to remember about shopping are location, location, location. – Melinda Adams

23. Everyone lives by selling something. – Robert Louis Stevenson

22. When producers want to know what the public wants, they graph it as curves. When they want to tell the public what to get, they say it in curves. – Marshall McLuhan

21. Nothing is cheap which is superfluous, for what one does not need, is dear at a penny. – Plutarch

20. I’ve been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear. – Sally Popli

#19 – 10. Shopping Quotes

19. Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping, you can exchange it for something you really like. – Adrienne Gusoff

18. Buying is a profound pleasure. – Simone de Beauvoir

17. Here’s the rule for bargains: Do other men, for they would do you. That’s the true business precept. – Charles Dickens

16. Be at the pains of putting down every single item of expenditure whatsoever every day which could possibly be twisted into a professional expense and remember to lump in all the doubtfuls. – Hilaire Belloc

15. A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist. – Franklin Jones

14. Today the tyrant rules not by club or fist, but, disguised as a market researcher, he shepherds his flocks in the ways of utility and comfort. – Marshall McLuhan

13. Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. – Kin Hubbard

12. A commodity appears at first sight an extremely obvious, trivial thing. But its analysis brings out that it is a very strange thing, abounding in metaphysical subtleties and theological niceties. – Karl Marx

11. Beware of little expenses. A small leak will sink a great ship. – Benjamin Franklin

10. You’re biggest expense is the money you don’t make. – Pante

#9 – 1. Shopping Quotes

9. For some, shopping is an art; for others, it’s a sport. It can be a vice and it can be a cause. Some love it. Some hate it. Rarely is someone indifferent. – Pamela Klaffke

8. Truth: last week I online shopped too much. Then I ate 2 pounds of jelly beans to feel better about that. In fact, while I was trying to read soul-nourishing things all I could think about was shopping and jellybeans. Points to the monkey mind. – Anna White

7. Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. – Ann Landers

6. If men liked shopping, they’d call it research. – Cynthia Nelms

5. A bargain is in its very essence a hostile transaction do not all men try to abate the price of all they buy? I contend that a bargain even between brethren is a declaration of war. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

4. The sale begins when the customer says yes. – Harvey Mackay

3. No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag. – Donita K. Paul

2. Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman — not the attitude of the prospect. – W. Clement Stone

1. In selling as in medicine, prescription before diagnosis is malpractice. – Tony Alesandra

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