Top 33 Sister Jokes

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The bond with a sister is one that can never be broken. With that in mind, check out the top 33 sister jokes.

#33 – 30. Sister Jokes

33. My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character. His sister Chewbacca not so much.

32. My little sister hated that our mother was addicted to cigarettes so she took a fork and stabbed the packet repeatedly. Mom was not pleased. Holy smokes!

31. Before I did my musical audition my sister said break a leg. I asked her why. She said that she wanted me put in a cast.

30. I tickled my little sister’s foot this morning and my mum went crazy about it. Something about waiting until she was born.

#29 – 20. Sister Jokes

29. Me and my little sister were talking about our plans for Halloween this year At the very least, we’ll all wear masks

28. Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher, but no one mentions his sister. Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol.

27. I was tickling my little sister’s feet when mum wakes up and starts giving me a right earful. Something about “Waiting until she’s born”.

26. I miss my sister. But my aim is getting better.

25. My sister got married the other day and now has 16 husbands. Four richer, four poorer, four better and four worse.

24. What do you call a helpful sister? Assister.

23. My twin sister always takes the stairs, but I prefer taking the elevator. I guess we are raised differently.

22. Jake was sitting on the porch with his little sister, and said, “Look, there’s a quarter in the street!” His sister jumped up and ran into the street to get the money and was promptly hit by a truck. Jake just laughed and laughed, because he knew it was only a nickel.

21. My sister asked for me to bring her something hard to write on. I don’t know why she got so mad at me. It’s pretty hard to write on sand.

20. My sister just lost her tongue in a bad accident. I wanted to make a joke out of it, but I think it would be very tasteless.

#19 – 10. Sister Jokes

19. My little sister’s cat died…she cried telling me she needs another identical one. I got her one today, but i don’t know why she needs another dead cat.

18. A guy just told me that my wife and my daughter look like sisters. I told him, “Well, they were separated at birth.”

17. Why can’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.

16. I have a half-sister. Shark attacks are brutal.

15. My sister majored in Philosophy. I saw her sobbing the other day, worried she won’t get a job. I said, “Are you having an existential cry, sis?”

14. My sister keeps judging people by their sound systems. I told her to stop being so stereotypical.

13. My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister’s panties. I don’t know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.

12. Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris? Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris. Son: Thanks, dad. Dad: No problem Quarantine.

11. I was raised as an only child. Which really annoyed my sister.

10. A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, “your adopted” the sister yells back, “At least they wanted me!”

#9 – 1. Sister Jokes

9. I told my friend a cannibal took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie. He asked, “Gladiator?” I said, “No, I really miss her.”

8. Did you know Darth Vader has a sister? Her name is Ella.

7. My mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

6. What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a crisis?

5. Cardi B has a sister who’s a fitness instructor. Her name is Cardi O.

4. How did the Redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive.

3. My sister turned off the TV on me whilst I was watching it today. After a few moments of staring at the blank screen, I thought to myself, “That’s not on”.

2. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her

1. My sister bet me 100 dollars that I couldn’t build a working car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

Ideas for the top 33 sister jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Worst Jokes Ever – Sister Joke^[2]upjoke – little sister joke^[3]LaffGaff – Sister Joke