Top 38 Ninja Quotes

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You will never see a ninja coming. That’s the same with these quotes. With that in mind, check out the top 38 ninja quotes.

#38 – 30. Ninja Quotes

38. Man… ninjas are kind of cool… I just don’t know any personally. – Kanye West

37. I never go back on my word! That’s my nindo, my ninja way! – Masashi Kishimoto

36. I may not look like much, but I’m an expert at pretending to be a ninja. – Darynda Jones

35. I’m a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that. – Isaiah Mustafa

34. Unless you are actually a ninja, a guru, or a rock star, don’t ever use any of those terms in your bio. Ever. – Austin Kleon.

33. I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, ‘People will love the ninja version of that. – Jonah Hill.

32. I remember I wanted to be Zorro, but I also wanted to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I obviously had ideas above my station. – Paolo Nutini.

31. I’ll be honest – I never saw myself making a ninja movie, never entertained the idea. I think ninja films can be quite cheesy unless you do them in feudal Japan. – Scott Adkins.

30. True ninjas are always outnumbered, because they are individuals. – Jarius Raphel.

#29 – 20. Ninja Quotes

29. Meditation helps you stay in a calm, clear-headed state so that when challenges come at you, you can deal with them like a ninja – in a calm thoughtful way. When you’re centered, your emotions are not hijacking you. – Ray Dalio

28. You’re a talking turtle?! – Vern Fenwick

27. A very wise frog once said: ‘It ain’t easy being green.’ – Michelangelo

26. Wise man say: ‘Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza. – Michelangelo

25. I started out as a young Ninja and killed all of the Shoguns. I am a Shogun now and I’m holding my spot. There probably won’t be another Shogun after this. – Shaquille O’Neal

24. Ninjas don’t wish upon a star, they throw them. – Jarius Raphel.

23. I want to meet the man who saw a turtle and said, “People will LOVE the ninja version of that.” – Jonah Hill

22. Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja? – Rachel Caine.

21. Only a ninja can stop a ninja. – Cho Osaki

20. Ninja should have the benevolence to protect men of justice since there are lots of good and respectable people in the world. – Masaaki Hatsumi.

#19 – 10. Ninja Quotes

19. Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good. – Etgar Keret

18. Remind me… are you secretly a ninja? – Jennifer L. Armentrout

17. We’re dealing with a real mind here. – Raphael

16. Like the Phoenix, I have risen from the ashes. And into my fire, you shall fall. – Shredder

15. I grew up watching ‘Power Rangers,’ ‘Ninja Turtles’, ‘Batman’… And that’s what I used to play with my friends. We would have the masks and the swords and pretend we had super powers. – Robbie Amell

14. When I was a boy, I wanted to be a Ninja. Now I am a man, now I am a Ninja. – Watkin Tudor Jones

13. I only saw Batman once. – Raphael

12. The first rule of being a ninja is, ‘Do no harm.’ Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm. – Splinter

11. Looking for the meaning of life, one man can discover the order of the universe. To discover the truth, to achieve. A higher spiritual state that is the true meaning of ninja. – Masaaki Hatsumi.

10. Accidentally consumed five biscuits when I wasn’t paying attention. Those biscuits are wily fellows – they leap in like sugary ninjas – Charles Dickens

#9 – 1. Ninja Quotes

9. Question everything generally thought to be obvious. – Dieter Rams

8. Ninja Turtles taught me how to meditate. They got me into martial arts. They helped make me who I am today. – Greg Cipes

7. I call this one the Ninja Center-fold! – Naruto.

6. If they think first place is the winner, then they don’t know a ninja. – Jarius Raphel.

5. The skill of the Ninja is the art of winning. – Toshitsugu Takamatsu

4. Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing. – Stephenie Meyer

3. The true ninja doesn’t make a splash at all. – John Green

2. I’m a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel. – Tabi Card

1. Knowing when to leave requires training. – Jane Prowse

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