Top 40 Panda Jokes

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Pandas are cute. They also have really funny personalities. With that in mind, check out the top 40 panda jokes.

#40 – 30. Panda Jokes

40. Why are pandas always scared? Because of the bamBOO.

39. What did a panda cook with? A pan, duh!

38. What does a panda call a jumpscare? bamBOO

37. The waiter, still bleeding, runs after the panda. He catches up with the panda and … read more

36. Q: What’s invisible and smells like bamboo? A: Panda farts.

35. I met a kid who loved everything black and white. He adored penguins, pandas, and Mickey mouse. I don’t get why I’m not allowed to hang out with him anymore. All I asked is if he likes Michael Jackson.

34. What do you call a confused panda? Bamboozled

33. How many letters do you need to spell ‘Panda’? Just Two.

32. Q: How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.

31. Q: What goes white black white black white black red? A: A panda that falls from a cliff.

30. Q: Why do pandas have fur coats? A: Because they’d look stupid in denim jackets.

#29 – 20. Panda Jokes

29. Q: What do chinese bears eat for breakfast? A: Panda-cakes!

28. Q: Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo? A: It was Panda-monium.

27. Q: What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat? A: This is un-BEAR-able

26. What do pandas drink? Bambooze

25. Q: What do Chinese bears wear around their face when they’re robbing banks? A: Pandana!

24. Q: What’s black and white and red all over? A: A sunburnt panda.

23. Q: What’s black and white and as hard as a rock? A: A panda that’s fallen in cement.

22. What do ghost pandas eat? Bambooo

21. What do you call a male panda? Amanda!

20. Panda Express fired me for emailing around photos of bad stir fry…I guess I should have labeled them Not Safe for Wok…

#19 – 10. Panda Jokes

19. Q: How did the panda lose his dinner? A: He was “Bamboozled”!

18. Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white? A: A panda rolling down a hill.

17. How does a panda rob a restaurant? Eats chutes and leaves

16. What do priests and pandas have in common? They’re black and white and shouldn’t be allowed within arm’s reach of your children

15. Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because they’re in black and white.

14. Q: What’s black and white and goes round and round? A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.

13. What do you get when you cross a Leopoard with a Panda? Fired from the zoo

12. Why can’t pandas be racist? They’re white, black, and asian

11. Q: What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands? A: Peter Panda.

10. Why do pandas make awful boyfriends? Because he only eats shoots and leaves.

#9 – 1. Panda Jokes

9. A giant panda walks into a restaurant…He orders some food, which is promptly brought to him by the waiter. The panda finishes his meal, gets up from the table, and pulls out a gun. He shoots the waiter and without saying a word, exits the restaurant.

8. Q: Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? A: They all got Bambooboos

7. If a local Panda Express was infected by COVID-19…It would be known as “Pandemic Express”

6. What do exploding pandas eat? BAMBOOM!

5. How did they know the panda robbed the diner? Because a panda eats shoots and leaves

4. Q: Why did the panda date a Victoria Secret model? A: She had really big bamboobs.

3. Why are Pandas untrustworthy? They bamboozle you.

2. Q: What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite expendable organ? A: The panda-creas!

1. What do pandas say on Halloween? Bam-BOO!

Ideas for the top 40 panda jokes come from the following sources.^[1]jokes4us – panda joke^[2]upjoke – panda joke