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Africa is a large continent. With that in mind, check out the top 44 African jokes.
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#44 – 40. African Jokes
44. why are some people African? because genes you dummy
43. When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets, Just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
42. for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
41. How do you get 1,000,000 followers? Run through Africa with a water bottle
40. Me: have you ever tried african food You: no Me: they haven’t either
#39 – 30. African Jokes
39. Why are there no pharmacies in Africa? You can’t take pills on an empty stomach
38. Q: why do all the niggers in Africa run so fast? A: cause the Lions ate all the slow ones!
37. why did the girl fall off the swing… coz she had no arms bants hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
36. In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
35. A grandmother in South Africa celebrated her 100th birthday on Saturday by going skydiving. It’s pretty impressive – most people turning 100 usually go the other direction in the sky.
34. Would you like to try African food?? They would too.
33. what do u call a mosquito in your language we dont call them the they just come and bight
32. how do you get 11million followers. run around africa with a water bottle
31. Wanna know how to get 1 million followers get a water bottle and run through Africa.
30. You wanna know how to gain 1 million followers, Run throught the middle of Africa with a piece of bread.
#29 – 20. African Jokes
29. Just met a really hot girl who was from a tribe in South Africa, we just clicked.
28. Just read about those poor primitive people in Africa who believe Ebola isn’t an illness but a curse placed upon them by evil spirits. Such a shame they can’t see through that mumbo jumbo and superstition like us in the West. I’ll pray for them at mass on Sunday.
27. American- I’ve never shot a gun African- That’s the first coming from an American
26. What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
25. Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs.
24. I get more care packages than Africa
23. Have you ever had African food?..neither have they.
22. how many africans does it take to change a light. a water bottle
21. Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Where did you get it?” The parrot says, “Africa…”
20. do you know how to get lots of followers… run through Africa with a water bottle.
#19 – 10. African Jokes
19. Student:Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher:What are you gonna do over there? Student: Make a boat and travel to Africa?! Teacher: What kind of comeback is that !? Student: Sorry I can’t talk right now, I got Ebola from Africa because I’m teachers stupid enough to beileve me..
18. Have you ever tasted African food? No neither have they
17. I don’t see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
16. Wanna hear a joke about food in Africa? Im sure they would too.
15. Imagine the smallest grain of rice. That’s still bigger than the average African life span.
14. How do you start a rave in Africa?-You put a biscuit on the ceiling.
13. Have you ever had African water?? Neither have they
12. How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian
11. Have you ever tasted African food? Neither have they.
10. Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game? It was Eight-Nothing
#9 – 1. African Jokes
9. All these African jokes ain’t funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y’all are racist and may God forgive you… You know we rich with natural resources that’s why y’all come to steal from us… Shame on you ALL
8. All these African jokes ain’t funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y’all are racist and may God forgive you… You know we rich with natural resources that’s why y’all come to steal from us… Shame on you ALL
7. wanna hear a dry joke? a desert
6. In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
5. where do whales get weighed… the whalewaystation bants ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahashahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
4. What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
3. When ever i eat in Africa the people come up to me and say we don’t do that here
2. how do you start a rave in africa? You tie a water bottle to the ceiling
1.Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Don’t worry nether have they.
Ideas for the top 44 African jokes were taken from the following sources. [1]Worst Jokes Ever – African Joke[2]Worst Jokes Ever – Africa Joke[3]Super Joke – Jokes about Africa
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