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Top 53 Bingo Jokes

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Bingo is a fun game enjoyed by all ages. With that in mind, check out the top 53 bingo jokes.

#53 – 50. Bingo Jokes

53. What do vampires play Bingo with? Stake money!

52. How does a GenZ play bingo? 49 and Amazon Prime.

51. I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job…Apparently “A meal for two with a hairy view” is not the way you say 69.

50. What do mice say when they start to play bingo? “Eye down for a full mouse.”

#49 – 40. Bingo Jokes

49. Which is Frank Sinatra’s favorite card number? B2, that is how he started his songs too.

48. How to describe your travel stories while playing bingo? 54 and old ladies on a tour.

47. I watched the US Presidential Debate last night, but I don’t know if it was worth it If I wanted to watch two old men fighting and screaming at each other, I would have just gone to bingo night at the local nursing home.

46. Where do the bees go after they die? B7.

45. What made the game of bingo go lifeless last night? Lack of O2.

44. How do you get a bunch of old ladies to shout the f word? Get someone to shout “Bingo!”

43. How many balls were brought by the players of bingo for their pool table? 75 balls.

42. How did Mitchel know so much about bingo? He had a PhD.

41. TIL the agricultural etymology of the word bingo. There was a farmer who had a dog.

40. How do newlyweds play bingo? 9 and you’re mine.

#39 – 30. Bingo Jokes

39. I was playing bingo with R. Kelly…Apparently B 13 is his favorite number

38. We played BINGO lastnight inside the shuttle We all needed O2 to stay in the game

37. What is the name of the man who won bingo for 3 times in a row? Jerry Hat-trick.

36. What did Jojo say when he was caught playing a game of bingo instead of doing his homework? B-11, it will not affect my grades.

35. I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep…1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. \*Old MacDonald had a farm\* and bingo was his name-o!

34. How does a boy on diet play bingo? He says 83 and gluten-free.

33. What do rodents say when they play bingo? ‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!

32. Why did the others evict John from the game? He was buy-in others’ opportunities.

31. Why don’t physicists and Bingo players get along? They disagree on the application and existence of a free space.

30. Why should you not play bingo with dogs? They can B8.

#29 – 20. Bingo Jokes

29. How does one be rooted to their native place while playing Bingo? 39 and Long Island time.

28. What has a whole bunch of balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine!

27. How does an environmentalist play bingo? 74 and recycle more.

26. How does an Instagram influencer play bingo? 86 and Instagram pics.

25. How do you know if a bingo player likes you or not? Call their number 5 times continuously and see if they answer.

24. How to describe a weekend while playing bingo? 68 and late for my date.

23. Why was a blind man called in a game of bingo? He came to make up the numbers.

22. How did the sailor win the bingo? He heard two quacks, it was the two ducks in the ocean.

21. I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers…B9

20. What is a bingo player’s favorite dinner? A sizzler.

#19 – 10. Bingo Jokes

19. Why are bingo players faster than others while writing? Because they spell B4 with two letters.

18. Why could the group of friends not have their long-planned bingo game night? Because the city had a blackout.

17. How does a political person call bingo cards? 48 and another Brexit debate.

16. How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall? B 52

15. What does one say while spending the weekends to play bingo? 14 and chill.

14. What do you call a lady addicted to gambling at bingo? Betty!

13. What is the name of the elderly man that won three bingos in a row? Jerry hat-trick …

12. How do you get nine grandmas to swear? Make the tenth one shout “bingo!”

11. How to motivate someone with bingo lingos? 78 and haters gonna hate.

10. How can you tell that a Bingo player just isn’t into you? When you call their numbers 5 times in a row and they still don’t answer.

#9 – 1. Bingo Jokes

9. What do non-vegetarians play bingo with? Steak money.

8. How does an excited GenZ describe her day while playing bingo? 35 and it’s a vibe.

7. What is the doctor’s favorite card in bingo? B12, it resonates with the vitamin.

6. How do you congratulate the new couple while calling a card in bingo? 88 and William and Kate.

5. What is the call for a breakfast table bingo? 38 and avocado on the plate.

4. My doctor told me I had a Bingo tumor. He said “Don’t worry. It’s B-9.”.

3. When is bingo harmless? When its B9!

2. How does a mid-age man call his cards? 25 and mid-life crisis.

1. What is the common wish of a bingo player and a driver in a parking lot? A free space.

Ideas for the top 53 bingo jokes come from the following resources.[1]upjoke – bingo joke[2]bingo.org – bingo joke[3]kidadl – 75 Best Bingo Joke And Puns That Hit The Jackpot

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