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Middle School can be difficult time. However, jokes can help make it easier. With that in mind, check out the top 65 middle school jokes.
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#65 – 60. Middle School Jokes
65. Mom: What did you do in school today? Kid: We played a guessing game. Mom: I thought you had a math test. Kid: Exactly.
64. A boy comes back from school and his mom asks, “What did you learn today?” He replies, “Not enough, they’re making me go back tomorrow.”
63. What is the only bow that a middle school student can’t tie?…Rainbow!
62. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry!
61. A teacher says to his student, “Matthew, I’ve had to send you to the principal’s office every single day this week. What do you have to say for yourself?” The student replies, “I’m glad it’s Friday!”
60. Why did the middle school baseball player get arrested? … Because he stole second base!
#59 – 50. Middle School Jokes
59. How do middle school athletes stay cool during a game?…They sit near the fans!
58. What did the middle school math book tell the #2 pencil?….I have a lot of problems.
57. Did you hear about the middle school student who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?… He’s all right now.
56. Why is a middle school band like a fish?…. They both have scales!
55. What did one middle school math book say to the other?…You think you’ve got problems.
54. Did you hear the joke about broken pencil?… probably not, it is pointless.
53. What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling!
52. Why was school easier for cave people? There was no history to study!
51. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it is pointless
50. Why did the middle school put his money in the freezer? … He wanted cold hard cash!
#49 – 40. Middle School Jokes
49. When is a theater clumsy? When the curtain falls.
48. Biology Joke: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?…He had NO BODY to go with.
47. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?… Because it has no point!
46. Why are middle school mascots never hungry?…Because they are always stuffed!
45. How was the middle school band Camping Trip?…Intense (in-tents)!
44. Why did the pencil get a speeding ticket?… He had a lead foot!
43. Why shouldn’t you tell the joke about the ceiling to a middle school student?… It’s way over his / her head.
42. When is a middle school theater clumsy?….When the curtain falls.
41. What did the under-aged middle school student say when he walked into the bar?…Ouch
40. Why did middle school nurse tip toe past the medicine cabinet? … She didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills.
#39 – 30. Middle School Jokes
39. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic.
38. What did the framed student artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
37. Why is it so hot in a middle school football stadium after a game?…. All the fans have left!
36. Which are the stronger days of the week?…Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
35. What do you call a middle school student with carrots in its ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
34. What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE!
33. Where do you put smart hot dogs?…. On honor rolls!
32. How did the geography student drown? His grades were below C-level.
31. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the local middle school?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
30. What did zero (0) say to eight (8)?…Nice belt!
#29 – 20. Middle School Jokes
29. Where can you find an ocean without water?….on a map!
28. What is a snake’s favorite class?…Hissss-tory!
27. Did you hear the joke about the middle school construction project?…. I’m still working on it!
26. Why did the lettuce beat the carrot in a middle school track meet?…Because it was a head!
25. Why was the middle school textbook in the hospital?…Because it hurt his spine.
24. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation.
23. What did the dentist give to the middle school marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste
22. What did one middle school cafeteria plate say to the other plate?…Lunch (dinner, or breakfast) is on me!
21. Why are middle school cheerleaders on the bottom of the pyramid smarter than the ones at the top?… Because they understand.
20. Why did the middle school student bury all his money?…. to make his soil rich!
#19 – 10. Middle School Jokes
19. Why did the middle school student throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
18. If two is a pair and three is a crowd, what are four and five? … Nine!
17. Why was the middle school trashcan sad?…He / she was dumped.
16. Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
15. What do a chicken and a middle school band have in common?….They both have drum sticks!
14. Biology Joke: What did one eye say to the other eye?… Something between us smells!
13. Teacher: We will only have a half-day of school this morning… Students: YAYYYY! Teacher: Then we will have the other half this afternoon.
12. Why did the home economics student throw the butter out the window?… to see a butterfly!
11. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1?
10. Why is six afraid of seven?… Because 7 ATE 9!
#9 – 1. Middle School Jokes
9. What is a pencil’s favorite sport?… Diving (the pencil dive)!
8. A book that was never written: When Does School Start? by Wendy Belrings
7. Have you heard the joke about the middle school baseball? … It’ll leave you in stitches.
6. Biology Joke: Why did the skeleton hold up the middle school barbecue?…He needed a spare rib.
5. Why did the middle school computer go to the doctors?…It had a virus.
4. I heard they put a new wing on the middle school….That is true, but it still won’t fly.
3. Why are fish so smart?… They travel in schools!
2. Teacher: Can you tell us where they signed the Declaration of Independence? Student: Of course, ma’am. At the bottom.
1.How does a middle school student make a tissue dance?…Put a little boogey in it!
Ideas for the top 65 middle school jokes were taken from the following sources.[1]Distractify – 29 School Jokes That Will Make Your Classmates and Teacher Crack Up[2]My Town Tutors – Middle School Jokes: Middle School Jokes For Kids
