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Spring Break is a time to finally get a little bit of sun and fun after a long and cold winter. With that in mind, check out the top 69 Spring Break jokes and puns.
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#69 – 60. Spring Break Jokes
69. The college kids call it spring “break.” Their parents, however, call it spring “broke.”
68. “Step aside coffee! This is a job for alcohol!” — Unknown
67. Why do spring-breakers always run around naked? They haven’t figured out how buttons and zippers work yet.
66. “Shake your palm palms.” — Unknown
65. “Aloha beaches.” — Unknown
64. Spring break is when the nation’s breweries go all out to teach another generation how to throw up responsibly.
63. “Wish you were beer.” — Unknown
62. “Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.” — Unknown
61. “Seas the day!” — Unknown
60. “Single and ready to flamingle.” — Unknown
#59 – 50. Spring Break Jokes
59. “Resting beach face.” — Unknown
58. “You can’t have a narrow mind and a think passport.” — Unknown
57. “Will you mer-make me a piña colada?” — Unknown
56. “Spring break? Alpaca my bags!” — Unknown
55. Spring break – that’s when kids go wild someplace other than school.
54. “Time to be nauti.” — Unknown
53. Spring break – that’s when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Florida and relax.
52. Spring break is when teenagers give their swimsuits a dry run.
51. Thousands of college kids head south to vacation on a shoestring. Or at least that’s what they wear on the beach.
50. “Gotta spring break out those sunnies!” — Unknown
#49 – 40. Spring Break Jokes
49. “You had me at merlot.” — Unknown
48. “Champagne mamí.” — Unknown
47. “Water you doing?” — Unknown
46. Why do spring-breakers not like blond jokes? They always have to find a blond to explain them.
45. Spring break is when the nation’s college kids demonstrate to the world how much they’ve learned.
44. “Where my beaches at?” — Unknown
43. How do you tell the difference between a regular tourist and a spring-breaker? A regular tourist will not be found in the morning upside down stoned in a trash can with his pants missing and one of his socks over his genitals (usually).
42. “In desperate need of vitamin sea.” — Unknown
41. “The snacks on my flight were a little plane.” — Unknown
40. “Don’t be crabby on spring break!” — Unknown
#39 – 30. Spring Break Jokes
39. “Sip, sip hooray!” — Unknown
38. Why do spring-breakers use snowboards that are rounded at both ends? Because they don’t know if they are coming or going.
37. “Keep palm and carry on.” — Unknown
36. Did you hear about the special type of DUI that the police issue at Spring Break?
35. Spring break is that annual ritual when college kids flock to the beach, get drunk, and try to swim upstream.
34. “Water you doing this spring break?” — Unknown
33. “Let’s not taco bout it.” — Unknown
32. “I’m trying to escape my hostel atmosphere.” — Unknown
31. “Whale you be mine?” — Unknown
30. “Hope you have a (beach) ball!” — Unknown
#29 – 20. Spring Break Jokes
29. Why does Bud beer always sell so well at Spring Break? Spring-breakers can’t pronounce Heineken.
28. “We shore are going to have a great time!” — Unknown
27. “Beach you guessed it. You was right.” — Unknown
26. How does a female college student explain to her dad that she is pregnant four months after coming home from Spring Break? “He told me is was a condom. How was I to know it was the plastic bag from the wine bottle?”
25. “Brew-nicorn.” — Unknown
24. “Catch flights, not feelings.” — Unknown
23. What do you call twins on Spring Break? A good reason for legalizing abortions.
22. “Pitcher perfect.” — Unknown
21. “Shell we dance?” — Unknown
20. Did you hear about the spring-breaker who had a brain bruise? He sat down too hard.
#19 – 10. Spring Break Jokes
19. Driving Under the Intelligence level.
18. “Salt in the air, sand in my hair.” — Unknown
17. “I am one fine-apple.” — Unknown
16. “It will not spring break us.” — Unknown
15. “I make pour decisions.” — Unknown
14. “Shell we dance?” — Unknown
13. “You’ve mermaid my day.” — Unknown
12. Spring break is when the only thing kids study is each other.
11. “Take time to coast (and toast).” — Unknown
10. “50 Shades of Grey Goose.” — Unknown
#9 – 1. Spring Break Jokes
9. Why do college students drink so much at Spring Break? They find that diminished brain cells help lessen the blow of failing out of school.
8. “Beach please.” — Unknown
7. “Sea the beauty in life.” — Unknown
6. “My friends mer-make me happy!” — Unknown
5. Spring break – that’s when kids work on their tans and teachers work on their sanity.
4. “With great leg room comes great responsibility.” — Unknown
3. “High tides, good vibes.” — Unknown
2. “Don’t let the tide get you down.” — Unknown
1.”You used to call me on my shell phone.” — Unknown
Ideas for the top 69 Spring Break jokes and puns were taken from the following sources. [1]Humor Times – Spring Break Joke[2]Jokes About – Spring Break Humor[3]elite daily – 50 Spring Break Puns For Your Sunny Instagram Posts
