Top 70 Milk Quotes

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Got Milk? This is probably one of the most famous lines about milk. With that in mind, check out the top 70 milk quotes.

#70 – 60. Milk Quotes

70. I love milk so much! I make a point of drinking a glass of milk every day. So now anyone who did those milk ads with the milk mustaches, they’re my heroes. – Natalie Portman

69. Milk has calcium in it. This can help you grow healthy teeth and bones. – John Malam

68. Milk many cows but make your own butter. – Erwin W Lutzer

67. Condensed milk is wonderful. I don’t see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. – Fred Allen

66. I bought an organic rice milk. Frozen…..I’m not going to make something I don’t know how to make, I don’t have a recipe for. – Art Smith

65. Get off your horse and drink your milk. – John Wayne

64. As the cream abandons the milk from which it took its life, and rises to the top and rides there, so men, because they are richer than those around about them, separate themselves, and all mankind below them they regard as skim milk. – Henry Ward Beecher

63. You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. – John F Kennedy

62. …I don’t wish to meet people. They disgust me. Increasingly so. But I must have milk. – Erlend Loe

61. The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand. – Advertising Slogans

60. Homogeneity is much to be admired – in milk, for instance – but not for parties. – Barbara Walters

#59 – 50. Milk Quotes

59. Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. – W C Fields

58. These days, you’ve gotta milk a dollar out of every dime. – Gayle Forman

57. A babe is fed with milk and praise. – Charles Lamb

56. My theory about actors is we’re all walking milk cartons. Expirations dates everywhere. – Dylan McDermott

55. Milk every moment for all the pleasure you can get from it. – Esther Hicks

54. If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer. – Clement Freud

53. Our milk chocolate is very chocolaty. In fact, we don’t call it milk chocolate – we call it milky chocolate. – Alain Ducasse

52. A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk’s leap toward immortality. – Clifton Fadiman

51. Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time? – Billy Connolly

50. I drank my bottle of milk and ate my morsel of bread somewhere on the outskirts, while I circumspectly studied my environment or else fell to meditating on my own harsh lot. – Adolf Hitler

#49 – 40. Milk Quotes

49. In the Seventies, women runners, developing amenorrhea and calcium-related shin splints, were the first to realize that nature is hovering over us, ready to shut down our systems if our fetus-feeding fat reserve drops below a certain percentage of body weight. In other words, in nature’s eyes we are nothing but milk sacs and fat deposits. – Camille Paglia

48. The floor is milk, churn it and make it butter. – Crazy Legs

47. Milk should be refrigerated even before opening. – Andy Kindler

46. If you’re eating or drinking something made from cow’s milk, it’s because a calf chained in a box somewhere isn’t. – Dan Piraro

45. If you want milk, don’t sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. – Richard Branson

44. There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice. – Lewis Black

43. I love going out to clubs. Granted, I don’t get hammered or do anything to embarrass myself. I’d call myself wholesome but it’s not like I only drink milk. – Carrie Underwood

42. Change is like a charging cow. Don’t ignore it – milk it – Andrew Leigh

41. Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. – Andrew Schneider

40. How wicked, my brothers, innocent milk must always seem to me now. – Anthony Burgess

#39 – 30. Milk Quotes

39. You can only milk a cow so long, then you’re left holding the pail. – Hank Aaron

38. I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands. In the course of the experiment, that chimp had a baby. Imagine how her trainers must have thrilled when the mother, without prompting, began to sign her newborn. Baby, drink milk. Baby, play ball. And when the baby died, the mother stood over the body, her wrinkled hands moving with animal grace, forming again and again the words: Baby, come hug, Baby come hug, fluent now in the language of grief. – Amy Hempel

37. Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache. – Jesse Peyronel

36. In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. – Rita Rudner

35. Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords. – A A Milne

34. My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. – W. C. Fields

33. Woman’s reason is in the milk of her breasts. –  George Meredith

32. Cows’ milk also is poor in iron, and certain forms of cows’ milk cause blood and thus iron loss from the gastrointestinal tract. Iron-fortified cereal-based complementary foods – infant cereals – are recommended to supply the iron needs of older infants. – Richard Theuer

31. Cheese is milk’s leap towards immortality. – Clifton Fadiman

30. Cows’ milk protein may be the single most significant chemical carcinogen to which humans are exposed. – T. Colin Campbell

#29 – 20. Milk Quotes

29. The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. – Ogden Nash

28. How well u treat the wicked people, they do nto give up their wickedness. They derive pleasure in hurting others. A serpent made to drink milk, it ejects poison only. – Chanakya

27. Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

26. Milk is for babies. Human beings are the only species that drinks milk into adulthood and besides that we prefer to drink the milk of another species (enslaved cows and goats), and we have come to consider it normal when, it is actually a pretty perverse form of sexual abuse! – Sharon Gannon

25. I like all sorts of chocolate. Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, anything. – Freddie Highmore

24. If the milk industry can make their product seem sexy and increase consumer demand, there must be hope for music. – Gary Arnold

23. Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan. – Gary L. Francione

22. Coffee in England is just toasted milk. – Christopher Fry

21. I don’t drink milk, and I don’t eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken, fish and salads. – Mikhail Baryshnikov

20. Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship. – Matt Roper

#19 – 10. Milk Quotes

19. Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk. – Dick Gregory

18. Black milk of daybreak we drink it at sundown. – Paul Celan

17. Prayer is good, but when baked potatoes and milk are needed, prayer will not supply their place. – Brigham Young

16. Isn’t it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, “Oh, man, I can’t wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff.” – Jerry Seinfeld

15. Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not. – Gary Yourofsky

14. I don’t eat celery. I eat raw milk, cheeses. – Carol Alt

13. Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples. – Ben Stiller

12. Milk is really a product of culture. From the moment of expression, milk enters a matrix of human contrivance. Simply defining what people believed milk to be in the past is a tricky task. – Deborah Valenze

11. There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. – Gary Snyder

10. One day, my daughter Tybee came to me, and she said, ‘I have so much love for you in my body, Daddy, I can’t stop giving you hugs and kisses. And when I have no more love left, I just drink milk, because that’s where love comes from.’ – Bruce Feiler

#9 – 1. Milk Quotes

9. Everybody can digest milk when they’re little. – Carl Zimmer

8. Milk is the only juice in a world of cows. – Munia Khan

7. When the milk of human kindness turns sour, it is a singularly unpalatable draught. – Agnes Repplier

6. For a single woman, preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton. – Elayne Boosler

5. On the broad spectrum of solitude, I lean toward the extreme end: I work alone, as well as live alone, so I can pass an entire day without uttering so much as a hello to another human being. Sometimes a day’s conversation consists of only five words, uttered at the local Starbucks: ‘Large coffee with milk, please. – Caroline Knapp

4. Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. – Andy Rooney

3. I don’t believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is. – Ann Landers

2. Milk is about helping guys feel good about their skin and relaxed about taking care of it. – Michael Klim

1. The supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons – P. G. Wodehouse

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