The Top 79 Mario Quotes of All Time That You Should Know

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Mario is one of the most iconic video game characters of all time. With that in mind, check out the top 79 Mario quotes.

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#79 – 70. Mario Quotes

79. Sticky juice! The stickier the sauce, the better I like it!

78. Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!

77. Mario Kart Wii! Yahoo!

76. I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!

75. Don’t forget to thank Mr. Minamoto!

74. Thanks for-a playing my-a game!

73. Let’s-a go, little guys!

72. Kooky, give lo’ Koo pa a Koo where it really counts!

71. New Super Mario Brothers Heehaw!

70. Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario’s orders!

#69 – 60. Mario Quotes

69. Mama Mia!

68. Sorry we can’t stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!

67. Oh, you! It’s all you baby!

66. Oh, yeah! Hey ah!!

65. We can fix anything if there’s spaghetti involved!

64. Common Luigi, let’s see what this Guernsey can earnings!

63. A Mario Brother never says ‘can’t’, Luigi!

62. Super Mario Sunshine! Hui hew!

61. But I’ve got drains to drain! Clogs to unclog! Remember… the noble always comes through? Besides, this coat is turning my hair brown!

60. When the going gets tough, the tough read Dirk Drain-Head!

#59 – 50. Mario Quotes

59. Super Mario 3D Land!

58. Thanks for playing! Way to go!

57. Don’t worry, Princess, we’ll find little Bogart soon – it’s almost past his bedtime!

56. Dr. Mario says that Captain N & Super Mario Bros. World will return!

55. Super Mario Galaxy!

54. Ah, worthless Koo pa junk!

53. Luigi!

52. Hey, King Koo pa! You can at least say goodbye!

51. Mario time!

50. Thank you so much for playing my game!

#49 – 40. Mario Quotes

49. Hui hew! Just what I needed!

48. Hello!

47. Mario Kart….7!

46. Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I’m not hungry!

45. Welcome! Welcome, new galaxy!!!

44. Get back here, Koo pa! Don’t you know vegetables are good for you?

43. Spin! Hammer! Fire! Jump!

42. Hey! Come back here! You big-a monkey!

41. Way to go!

40. Unintended! Yahoo!

#39 – 30. Mario Quotes

39. Whoops! I just invented the tossed salad!

38. Lucky!

37. mama ho haw ho, powwow!

36. Tea hes… I mean, tee hi!

35. You better get a lawyer or get us out of this chicken coop!

34. [Bowers is] having a coffin spell!

33. Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fry guys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces!

32. Babies!

31. What my brother is trying to say, is he doesn’t know what to say.

30. Here we go!

#29 – 20. Mario Quotes

29. Hey! Where you learn how to ride a bike!?

28. Stay away, you guys. I overslept, and I have to save the Princess!

27. Oops. I meant to do that.

26. We did it! Good job little guy.

25. Super Mario Galaxy! Yahoo!

24. Oh yeah!

23. Get your grimy meat hooks off of my mag, Luigi!

22. Oh no! It’s a pipe-o-Rama!

21. Why do salesmen always have such bouncy personalities?

20. Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!

#19 – 10. Mario Quotes

19. Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we’re working by the hour.

18. No more clowning around, Koo pa! You’re Looped up!

17. Let’s-a go!

16. Life is a game, kid! It all depends on how you play!

15. Here I go!

14. My brother’s been turned into an egg, and now these wretched reptiles want us to play football with my brother as the ball! I mean, what’s the kingdom comin’ to?!

13. Yes! I’m the winner!

12. Nice try, Koo pa, but it’s gonna take a lot more than a silly party hat to make me… Koo-masters, your wish is my command.

11. No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.

10. So long, King Bowers!