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Picking up someone is never easy. You need to be very smooth and know exactly what to say. This is not the place for that. With that in mind, check out the top 84 bad pick up lines.
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#84 – 80. Bad Pick Up Lines
84. “Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.”
83. It’s a good thing I’m wearing gloves, because you’re too hot for me to handle.
82. Hey baby, I just pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
81. I feel like a Toyota because I couldn’t stop myself from accelerating over to you.
80. Excuse me! You need to buy me a new drink. -Why? -Because I dropped mine, when I glanced at you.
#79 – 70. Bad Pick Up Lines
79. “If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.”
78. The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire…for you.
77. There’s a party in my pants and your invited.
76. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.
75. Feel my shirt. Do you know what it’s made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.
74. “It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”
73. She/He: I’m in a relationship with someone else. You: What can I do to get you out of that?
72. I lost my virginity… can I have yours?
71. Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
70. Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
#69 – 60. Bad Pick Up Lines
69. If your left leg was lunch and your right leg was dinner, I’d want to snack between meals.
68. You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
67. Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?
66. I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
65. “Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!”
64. Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.
63. Can you tell me what’s an attractive, funny man like me doing without your number?
62. Is your mom a chicken? Because you’re eggcellent.
61. You can call me Shrek, because I’m head ogre heels in love with you.
60. You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.
#59 – 50. Bad Pick Up Lines
59. “Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”
58. Sorry, but you’re going to have to leave. You’re making everyone else look ugly.
57. “Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”
56. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
55. You must be a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.
54. What’s on the menu, you ask? ME-N-U
53. Is your body Mcdonalds? Because I’m lovin’ it!
52. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
51. Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you!
50. Addicted to yes; allergic to no. What do you say?.
#49 – 40. Bad Pick Up Lines
49. “I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?”
48. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTE-cumber!
47. You must be tired. Because you’ve been running through my mind the whole night.
46. Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.
45. My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.
44. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
43. You should be called Wifi. Because I’m starting to feel a real connection.
42. Girl, they should take away your license, because you’re driving me crazy.
41. Damn, how can you be hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
40. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
#39 – 30. Bad Pick Up Lines
39. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
38. Other than being sexy as hell, what do you do for a living?
37. If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.
36. “I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.”
35. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”
34. Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
33. “Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!”
32. “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.”
31. You don’t sweat much for a fat girl.
30. Can you pass me an inhaler? Because you just took my breath away.
#29 – 20. Bad Pick Up Lines
29. Are you a magician? Because when I have a look at you, you make everyone else disappear!
28. Are you French? Cause Ma-DAMN.
27. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
26. Are you Jamaican, because Jamaican me nervous.
25. Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
24. I’m thirsty, and guess whose body is 75% water?
23. As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
22. What makes love like a tiger and blinks? What? (Start blinking as fast as you can)
21. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
20. You look like an angel that fell from heaven and hit its face on the pavement when it landed.
#19 – 10. Bad Pick Up Lines
19. Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.
18. Don’t be so picky…. I wasn’t.
17. “Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!”
16. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
15. Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
14. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
13. You must work at Starbucks, because I dig you a latte.
12. Girl, you’ve got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
11. You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
10. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
#9 – 1. Bad Pick Up Lines
9. Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
8. What’s your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
7. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
6. I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
5. Hey girl, let me tie those shoes. I’m not letting you fall for anyone else.
4. You must be a tower? Because eiffel for you.
3. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
2. I’ve been waiting for you to be legal since you were a little girl.
1.Are you Adele? Because you got me at hello.
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