Top 100 Funny Bucket List Ideas

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A bucket list is a list of items of things you want to do before you die. Many times, they start with would you rather questions. Normally, it includes visiting different romantic destinations or completing different kinds of tasks. However, since you only get to live your life once, consider adding a bit of humor to your buck list. To help give you a couple ideas, check out below for the top 100 funny bucket list ideas.

#100 – 90 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#100. Text some random number saying “I killed him and hid the body in your backyard”.

#99. Hang out around the city as Spider-Man!

#98. Follow a friend, or a group of friends, around for the entire day. Take pictures and shout the names of your friends to make everyone else think they could be someone.

#97. Glue quarters to a street in the crosswalk and photograph people who pick them up.

#96. Randomly choose a guy in a public place and act like a long lost friend.

#95. Buy a parrot, even if they can be annoying. Once you have said parrot, teach it how to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.” Bring it everywhere!

#94. Somehow get one of the messages written to me in my High School yearbooks published.

#93. Kiss a complete stranger on the street. And make it a good kiss.

#92. Throw water balloons on strangers and hide.

#91. Name one of my children after the place they were conceived, preferably Vegas.

#90. Throw on a T-shirt that says “Life” across it, and then hand out lemons to random people. Watch them go speechless and probably try to figure out what’s going on.

#89 – 80 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#89. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “OH MY GOD, I’M HIDEOUS!”

#88. Propose a stranger when he or she is with family.

#87. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

#86. Randomly choose someone and say, “I love you, where were you for so long”

#85. 11. Go up to local hunters in their hunting garb and thank them for their service to their country.

#84. Stand silently and motionless in the corner of an elevator, facing the wall, without getting off.

#83. Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.

#82. While in an elevator, crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”

#81. Buy a poop shaped cake for best friend’s birthday and make him/her eat.

#80. Jump into a taxi, then shout “Follow that car!” to the driver and point to a random vehicle ahead of you. Hopefully the man won’t be too freaked out and will follow the random car.

#79 – 70 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#79. Walk into McDonald’, go up to the counter, and ask where the nearest McDonald’s is.

#78. Go to McDonald’s and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

#77. Purposely spell words slightly wrong and add them to a person’s Microsoft Word Dictionary.

#76. Go to Petsmart and buy bird see. Then ask the clerk how long it will take to the birds to grow.

#75. Call up Pizza Hut and ask for Dominios number.

#74. While in an elevator, drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

#73. In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at other passengers like they are crazy.

#72. Go up to a person and ask “can I ask you a question” and when they say sure, say thanks and walk away.

#71. Put a post in note in every mail box down your street that says: “I know where you live!!!”

#70. Pretend to work at places without telling the manager…see how long you last.

#69 – 60 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#69. Change your name to Simon. Speak in third person.

#68. Recruit for the Dark Side.

#67. Sip a glass filled with red wine and announce in the party, “human blood tastes awesome and it’s my favorite drink”.

#66. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

#65. Answer with “Nobody talks about Fight Club” to any questions.

#64. Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.

#63. While in an elevator, stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, ten announce, “I have new socks on”.

#62. Change iPod name to “The Titanic.” Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.

#61.  Yell “I’m naked” in a busy area.

#60. Fill floor cleaning liquid water with milkshake and drink it publicly.

#59 – 50 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#59. Go to Ikea. Hide in a wardrobe. When someone opens the wardrobe, yell “FOR NARNIA!!!!!”

#58. Send a message in a bottle, but make sure it’s something really weird and slightly futuristic in nature. Perhaps you could tell whomever finds the bottle the nature of their death or a random name of someone they will marry.

#57. Approach a complete stranger and tell – “Destiny wanted to meet us here”.

#56. Go to a fast food restaurant and order a diet burger.

#55. While on an elevator, greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

#54. Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

#53. When the class is quiet, just scream out loud- “World is going to end in 10 minutes from now!”

#52. buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

#51. Stop someone’s marriage by saying he is already taken.

#50. “Eureka! Eureka!!” in lecture and when asked why, simply say I can sleep even when eyes are open.

#49 – 40 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#49. Run down the lane and yell out, “They are back! They are back!!”

#48. Go into a very crowded elevator and say, “I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here today.”

#47. Block the door at a store and ask for entry password.

#46. Act like a depressed person and cry in public place and when someone asks what is wrong with you say, “I am not able to find out my killers”.

#45. Tell you children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

#44. Tie a thread on currency note and pull when someone tries to pick it up.

#43. In office space, “Meow” on each received mail.

#42. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, “Have you seen this man?!”

#41. This one is a bit of a stretch, but if you intend to major in Philosophy already, then you can accomplish it easily. When someone asks for fries, ask them WHY they want those fries with their meal.

#40. Take a stuffed animal to the vet.

#39 – 30 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#39. Spontaneously break out into a rockin’ rendition of The Wheels on the Bus while riding public transportation..of course change the lyrics to shed light on the type of passengers who ride.

#38. Get on The Today Show and pick my nose.

#37. Make “No Dumping – Violators Will Be Prosecuted” signs and put them in public bathrooms stalls.

#36. Wrap a useless old watch and gift it to someone special and after unwrapping exclaim-“I guess the gift got exchanged in the shop”.

#35. Put some sticky substance on your hand and handshake with people

#34. Ring a random doorbell an when they answer just stare at them.

#33. Rollerblade to work on Halloween in my bathrobe.

#32. Poke someone in a crowded place and point it towards another person and leave.

#31. Bring an extra pair of shorts to the pool. Dive in and let them float up. Watch everybody stare.

#30. In an elevator, stand silently, stare a person and in a demonic voice say- “You are my next target, I will leave this body and enter yours”.

#29 – 20 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#29. Wear red colored eye lens and approach someone and say, “I am thirsty and I need your blood”.

#28. Spend an entire day just walking around backwards. Perhaps check out your favorite store, but do it completely opposite.

#27. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.

#26. In a restaurant, scream- I lost my rattle snake over here, if found please return back immediately.

#25. Make a vanilla pudding, put it in a mayo jar and eat in public.

#24. Go nuts while playing minigolf, every time I sink a putt.

#23. Built a tree house and wear monkey’s costume and live for a day over there and eat banana.

#22. Sit in your car and point a hairdryer at people driving by. See if they slow down.

#21. In an elevator while going down with just another one person, yell out keeping hands on ears, “Not the voices again, they are taking us down to devil!!”.

#20. Ask my beautician to apply different nail paint color on all nails every time you get pedicure and manicure.

#19 – 10 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#19. Ask for lift and stop the car near graveyard entrance and say- “Finally home”.

#18. If you’re going to become a doctor, then you may as well change your last name to Acula while you’re at it. It’s almost your obligation to do so, right?

#17. In a crowded elevator, make sounds of farts and act like an innocent person.

#16. Take someone’s clothes away from a public shower, and leave them with only a funny costume to wear.

#15. While in an elevator, dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, “Going down?”.

#14. Follow a jogger, or a small group of them, and blast “Eye of the Tiger,” or another motivational song, through the speakers of your car. That should get them running faster.

#13. Follow someone and when they turn around yell out “Do not stare at me, I am innocent”.

#12. Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now.

#11. Sit beside someone and ask- “Are you the same guy who killed me last night”.

#10. Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say “Are we gonna kill him or what?”.

#9 – 1 Funny Bucket List Ideas

#9. Wrap a watch in a box and keep it on a garden bench and ask a stranger if he or she hears tick-tick sound from the box.

#8. Play Mario Kart in real life.

#7. Act like a dead person in middle of a party.

#6. In a mall shout “Hey Pervert” and count how many people turn around.

#5. Hire yourself two private investigators, then ensure both of them are following the other. If you can, find a way to video tape the entire ordeal for later laughs

#4. Change Facebook name to “No One.” Like people’s statuses…

#3. Buy a horse. Name it “Thunder Takes the Lead”. Enter it in horse races.

#2. Wrap your head in aluminum foil and walk the streets telling people “They’re coming.”

#1. Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks.

The ideas for this buck list were taken from the following resources.^[1]Truly Geeky – Top 50 Funny, Crazy & Cool Ideas For A Bucket List^[2]Diply – 15 Funny Bucket List Items^[3]LOLWOT – 20 Of The Funniest Ideas For Your Bucket List^[4]I’m so funny where the color is always in techno – Bucket List^[5]Pleated Jeans – My friend’s bucket list…^[6]Pinterest – Top 10 Things to Do in an Elevator^[7]Pinterest^[8]SlideShare – The Ultimate Bucket List: Things to Do Once in a Lifetime^[9]Pinterest – 10 Things I will do someday^[10]Pinterest – 100 Crazy things to do with your best friend!