Top 101 Anti Pick Up Lines
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Picking up someone is never easy. Sometimes the best way is to not try. With that in mind, check out the top 101 anti pick up lines.
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#101 – 90. Anti Pick Up Lines
101. He: Let me be the reason you’re up all night. She: You will be. I always wake up when I have nightmares.
100. So what do you do for a living? – I’m a female impersonator.
99. He says “Where have you been all my life” She says “Hiding from you….how the hell did you find me?”
98. Woah! You look like I need a drink.
97. Baby, do you know karate? Your body is kickin’! I do actually. Would your crotch like a demonstration?
96. When I see your face there’s not a thing that I would change…Except the direction I’m walking in.
95. How do you like your eggs in the morning? – Unfertilized!
94. Guy: What’re you doing Friday night? Girl: Not you.
93. GET IN THE VAN!!!
92. Can I have your number? Sure. Twelve.
91. Are you a lumberjack? Why, because I give you wood? No, because you have masculine forearms and you’re wearing Wranglers jeans.
90. Guy: Girl, I wish you were a car door, because I’d slam you all night Girl: Well I have a car, how about I run you over with it instead?
#89 – 80. Anti Pick Up Lines
89. Do you know karate? Because I wanna know if you can fight back!
88. Do Your feet hurt? Because you’ve been stomping on my dreams for 3 years now
87. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Why, because you can see yourself in my pants? No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
86. Excuse me, do you have a pen? Then you’d better get back to it before the farmer notices you’re gone.
85. Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason – Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!
84. Are you a fortune cookie? Because you’re always wrong.
83. Hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilized.
82. guy: hey do you know how to sly a dragon? girl: No. guy: well your no help.
81. (in a loud club) -Do you wanna dance?! -Umm, with YOU? NO! -What?! oh no, i said, “you look FAT in those PANTS!”
80. Can I have your name? -Why? Don’t you already have one?
#79 – 70. Anti Pick Up Lines
79. Haven’t I seen you someplace before? – Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
78. I’d like to get you wet…At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
77. If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
76. Ask me if I’m a tree. Are you a tree? No.
75. Are you a cigarette? Because when I’m done with your butt I’m gonna throw it away.
74. Are you a banker? Because you need to leave me a loan.
73. Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
72. Did you just fart? Why, because I blew you away? No, because you smell like sh*t.
71. Are you a fire detector? Because you’re loud and annoying.
70. Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
#69 – 60. Anti Pick Up Lines
69. Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?
68. I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it’s a diet coke.
67. Guy: (Walks up to girl) “I do not think it is a girls body that makes her special, it is her personality that really counts”. Girl: “Well that’s to bad because you can’t have sex with my personality”. (Then walks away)
66. Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again? Yeah, but this time don’t stop!
65. I’d like to call you. What’s your number? – It’s in the phone book. – But I don’t know your name. – That’s in the phone book too.
64. Do you like wine? Because that’s all your doing.
63 .Can you leave your door unlocked and your underwear drawer open when you go to work?
62. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong
61. Can I buy you a drink? Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
60. Are you free anytime soon? No. I’m very expensive
#59 – 50. Anti Pick Up Lines
59. If I could rearrange the alphabet…I’d leave it the way it is.
58. Are you from Tennessee? Because you look inbred.
57. Does beauty run in your family? It obviously doesn’t in yours!
56. Male: I would die for you… Female: Prove it
55. Do you want to dance? Yeah, sure. Great, then I can sit there.
54. Damn, girl, you’re hot… You look just like my mom.
53. Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
52. Baby, I love every muscle in your body… Especially mine.
51. Do you know karate? Because I’d like to kick you in the face.
50. Are you an erection? Because you’re growing on me.
#49 – 40. Anti Pick Up Lines
49. Are you bad WiFi? Because I’m feeling no connection here.
48. Boy: my **** is 10 inches girl: mine’s too
47. Are you the sun? Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
46. Would you have sex with me for $100? I could really use the money.
45. Are you a computer technician? Because you turn my hardware into software.
44. Are you from Tennessee? Because it looks like your missing some teeth.
43. Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out. Okay, get out.
42. Hello my name is Horny and… oops… I got it wrong didn’t I?
41. My fridge is hotter than you.
40. Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are? They must have been much drunker than I am.
#39 – 30. Anti Pick Up Lines
39. You must be tired, you’ve been running through my mind all day. -You look like a rapist.
38. There’s something gorgeous about your eyes… Oh, that’s it! It’s my reflection.
37. Do you know Santa? Because you’re not what I wanted for Christmas.
36. I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. -I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
35. Girl, you must be a parking ticket. Because you got ‘Please pay within 30 days. Failure to do so you will face prosecution at the local court.’ written all over you.
34. So how many cats do you have?
33. Hey girl, are you a broom? Why, because I swept you off your feet? No, because you’re really hairy.
32. Are there people following you? Because I’m seeing someone behind your back.
31. Did you fall from heaven? Because the ground around you looks like it’s cracked.
30. Is this seat empty? – Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
#29 – 20. Anti Pick Up Lines
29. You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning…Why, because I’m so sweet? No, because you’re fat as hell.
28. Hey, baby, what’s your sign? – Do not Enter
27. Are you a red light because stop.
26. Guy: are you AT&T because you are raising my bar Girl: Sorry I use Verizon. it has better 4G coverage
25. Camel called. He wants his toe back.
24. A: Wanna go get some pizza and then have sex at my place?? B: No.. B: U don’t like pizza? Some chinees then?
23. I want to give myself to you. – Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
22. I know how to please a woman. – Then please leave me alone.
21. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
20. There’s a ‘U’ in beautiful. -Yeah, and there’s a ‘U’ in ugly.
#19 – 10. Anti Pick Up Lines
19. Do you work for UPS? Because i could swear that you were checking out my package.
18. Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won’t do it.
17. Are your parents retarded? Because you sure are special.
16. How much does a Polar Bear weigh? I don’t know. About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
15. From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
14. Your place or mine? – Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.
13. You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!
12. Haven’t we met before? Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.
11. Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.
10. Are you an ornithologist?… because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.
#9 – 1. Anti Pick Up Lines
9. What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
8. Did your driver’s license get suspended? For driving guys like you crazy? No, because you’re a woman so I assume you’re a horrible driver.
7. If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. – Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
6. Are you a fart? Because you just blew me away.
5. are you from subway because you givin me a footlong
4. What would you say if I asked you to marry me? -Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
3. Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice? -Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
2. Can I check the tag on your clothes? Why, because I’m made in heaven? No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
1.Are you a dementor? Because you take my breath away.
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