Top 101 Christian Pick Up Lines

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Christians might not be known for picking up people. However, that doesn’t mean they don’t have some good pick up lines. With that in mind, check out the top 101 Christian pick up lines.

#101 – 90. Christian Pick Up Lines

101. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

100. Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

99. Hey girl. I heard Jesus called you. Mind I do the same?

98. Hey girl, I won’t be able to see you for the next few weeks …I’m giving up sweet things for Lent.

97. So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “Greet one another with a holy kiss?”

96. How about you and I go light a candle together?

95. You are perfect, except with all the sin.

94. Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes …Together we might be a miracle.

93. Do you need prayer? Because I’m willing to lay hands on you.

92. Your name must be Milk or Honey… ‘cuz you feel like something I was promised.

91. You have an ass like the North Star …Wise men will follow it.

90. I don’t know if you noticed, but when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

#89 – 80. Christian Pick Up Lines

89. Hey girl, you’re looking for your knight in shining armor. Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.

88. Is this seat saved? Because I am.

87. You make me want to be a better tither.

86. I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.

85. I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight.

84. So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!

83. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

82. I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

81. I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

80. Hey, look! Matching Bible covers!

#79 – 70. Christian Pick Up Lines

79. My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits.

78. I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying “FOR” you.

77. I’m usually not very prophetic …But I can see us together.

76. For you I would slay two Goliaths!

75. I’m interested in full time ministry, and not only that… I also play the guitar.

74. My parents are home, wanna come over?

73. Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

72. Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same? I’d like to get to know you biblically.

71. Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it’s got to be a sin to look that good.

70. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

#69 – 60. Christian Pick Up Lines

69. Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

68. For you, I would slay two Goliaths.

67. You must be Egyptian …Because I’m a slave for you.

66. Hi. My name is Will… God’s Will.

65. God was just showing off when he made you.

64. Are you religious? Because your prayers have just been answered.

63. Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

62. Hey girl. Don’t worry. I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.

61. Hey girl, are you familiar with Fordyce’s sermons?

60. Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.

#59 – 50. Christian Pick Up Lines

59. I would part the Red Sea for you.

58. Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives …Because he never met you.

57. When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.

56. On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

55. Doesn’t the Bible say to ‘greet one another with a holy kiss?

54. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

53. Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.

52. Wanna come over and watch Left Behind?

51. The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?

50. As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.

#49 – 40. Christian Pick Up Lines

49. If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!

48. It took God seven days to make the world but it’ll only take seven digits for you to change mine.

47. I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

46. Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.

45. Hey girl, reading Leviticus with you was so fun! Let’s do that again!

44. Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.

43. When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.

42. What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

41. Are you one of Job’s daughters? Because you’re twice as beautiful as any other girl I’ve ever seen.

40. Is your name Faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

#39 – 30. Christian Pick Up Lines

39. Hey girl, are you related to Abraham’s nephew? Because I like you a LOT.

38. Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common? We’re both ripped.

37. God told me I can break my fast for you.

36. Hey girl, I’d give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus. You can have my number though.

35. Hey girl. Bathsheeba had nothing on you.

34. God was just showing off when he made you.

33. Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn’t have yours.

32. I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

31. Unfortunately I can’t perform miracles, and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for two people.

30. You must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

#29 – 20. Christian Pick Up Lines

29. I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

28. Hey girl, I can’t wait to see your body … of Christ.

27. I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents …Saved.

26. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

25. I’m a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a proverbs 31 kinda woman.

24. I’d make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.

23. Hey girl, whenever I read Proverb 31, I think about you.

22. Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

21. Let me check your tag…Yep, just as I thought – Made In Heaven.

20. Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

#19 – 10. Christian Pick Up Lines

19. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

18. You float my ark.

17. Baby, you’re just like water …Except Jesus turned you into fine.

16. You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

15. Call me Joshua, because I’m going to break down your walls.

14. Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?

13. Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.

12. My friend told me to come and meet you. He said you’re a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that’s his name.

11. How about you be the salt, and I’ll be the light.

10. I put the “stud” in bible study.

#9 – 1. Christian Pick Up Lines

9. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

8. I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.

7. The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry”…How about dinner?

6. It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

5. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

4. I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”

3. Do you want to be accountability partners?

2. Hey girl. Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles, and I only have enough fish and bread for two people…

1.The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.

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