Top 101 Good Pick Up Lines
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Maybe you are looking to pick up that good looking girl or guy, but don’t know what to say to them. To help you, we have compiled the top 101 good pick up lines.
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#101 – 90. Good Pick Up Lines
101. Girl, you’re so hot my zipper is falling for you!
100. I have amnesia, do I come here often?
99. You must be in the wrong place. The Miss Universe contest is over there.
98. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
97. Is your second name Jacobs, because you’re a cracker?
96. “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”
95. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.
94. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
93. “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!”
92. “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”
91. Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.
90. “For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.”
#89 – 80. Good Pick Up Lines
89. “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
88. Are you wearing space pants? Because I have space in my pants.
87. I’m going to give you a kiss. If you don’t like it, just return it.
86. “Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”
85. Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?
84. I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.
83. Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
82. “Hey, how are you? [Fine] Wait, I didn’t ask how you looked!”
81. Was your mother a beaver? Because DAAAAMN girl!
80. Did you get your licenses suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
#79 – 70. Good Pick Up Lines
79. I noticed you don’t have a penis between your legs. Would you like me to put one there?
78. “[Extending hand] Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”
77. I bet you $10 you’re gonna turn me down.
76. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something… my jaw!
75. Your hand looks heavy, would you like me to hold it for you?
74. I’m not drunk… I’m just intoxicated by you.
73. It’s a good job I brought my library card, because I’m checking you out.
72. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
71. “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”
70. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
#69 – 60. Good Pick Up Lines
69. Remember me? No? Oh that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.
68. Is there a mirror in your pants…? I think I can see myself in them..
67. Is your body from McDonald’s? Because I’m loving it.
66. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
65. “I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
64. There’s a huge sale going on in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!
63. Do you know what this shirt is made of? Boyfriend material
62. “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
61. “Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces.”
60. Are you a banana, because I find you so a-peel-ing?
#59 – 50. Good Pick Up Lines
59. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”
58. I’m going to kiss you now. Say “Kiss me” now if you want me to stop.
57. You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
56. You look great and everything, but you know what would really look good on you? Me.
55. You’re so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.
54. (Lick finger and wipe on guy/girl’s shirt) Right, let’s get you out of those wet clothes.
53. Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I’ll give you a minute to catch your breath.
52. I wish you were a door, then I could bang you all day long.
51. Word of the day – good chat up line
50. Girl, if you were words on a page, you’d be FINE print.
#49 – 40. Good Pick Up Lines
49. “You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing with perfection!”
48. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
47. Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.
46. “Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.”
45. What do I have to do to get on your drunk dial list?
44. I’ve had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.
43. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
42. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
41. “You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.”
40. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, don’t they?
#39 – 30. Good Pick Up Lines
39. That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
38. Hey girl, you’re gonna have to stop eating magnets; you’re making me attracted to you.
37. “I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”
36. Do you want to go and do what I’m going to tell my friends we did anyway?
35. “You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”
34. “There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
33. “Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”
32. There’s something wrong with my mobile. It doesn’t have your number in it.
31. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
30. “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
#29 – 20. Good Pick Up Lines
29. I’ve lost my rubber duckie, will you bathe with me instead?
28. Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
27. Are you an orphanage? Because I wanna give you kids.
26. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
25. “I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
24. You have something on your ass… My eyes.
23. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
22. If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.
21. You must be from Tennessee, because you’re the only ten I see!
20. I’m afraid I was blinded by your beauty. I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
#19 – 10. Good Pick Up Lines
19. “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”
18. I’m new in town. Can I have the directions to your house please?
17. “If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”
16. I’m looking for treasure – can I look around your chest?
15. You’re so hot, if you ate bread you’d poop out toast.
14. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
13. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”
12. “How was heaven when you left it?”
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#9 – 1. Good Pick Up Lines
9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
8. “You see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”
7. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I bet I can make your Bed Rock!
6. “Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
5. Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
4. “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications like headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”
3. You’re hot, I’m ugly. Let’s make average babies.
2. Baby, I’m no weatherman. But you can expect a few inches tonight.
1.“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
Ideas for the top 101 good pick up lines come from the following sources.[1]brainz – Top 60 Best Pick Up Line[2]LaffGaff – The Best Funny Pick Up Lines Ever
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