Top 101 Math Pick Up Lines That Will Make You LOL

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Many people don’t always think that math is the sexiest thing. However, it actually is a great way to pick up someone. With that in mind, check out the top 101 math pick up lines.

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#101 – 90. Math Pick Up Lines

101. I heard you’re good at algebra – Could you replace my X without asking Y?

100. Is that an asymptote in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

99. Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

98. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

97. Hey baby, can i see what’s under your radical?

96. Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

95. I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.

94. I would really like to bisect your angle.

93. You must be the square root of two because I feel irrational around you.

92. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

91. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the digits of your phone number?

90. Hey baby I’m an engineer. I can mend your broken heart

#89 – 80. Math Pick Up Lines

89. Girl my love for you goes on like the number pi

88. Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.

87. Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

86. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

85. My love for you is like 2x, exponentially growing.

84. I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

83. You must be cos2, I’m sin2, and together we are 1.

82. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

81. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

80. I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d be hard and you’d be doing me on your desk.

#79 – 70. Math Pick Up Lines

79. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?

78. You have one compact set.

77. My love is like a fractal, it goes on forever.

76. You must be a 90º angle. You are right.

75. Once you go Asian, you never miss an equation.

74. If four plus four equals eight, ….then me plus you equals fate. yo gurl,

73. I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

72. Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume

71. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

70. The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom.

#69 – 60. Math Pick Up Lines

69. I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

68. If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

67. My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing.

66. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.

65. Are you a 45 degree angle, Because your perfect.

64. Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.

63. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.

62. If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

61. Our love is like dividing by zero… you cannot define it.

60. “You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real.”

#59 – 50. Math Pick Up Lines

59. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

58. The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

57. Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge

56. Without you I’m like a null set, empty.

55. You be the numerator and I will be the denominator, so both of us can reduce to the simplest form.

54. I’ll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.

53. I heard your good at math… Cause your legs are always divided.

52. Is your mother a mathematician? Because you have nice ratios.

51. Are you a square number, because my love for you is exponential!

50. Are you a 90 degree angle? ‘Cause you are looking right!

#49 – 40. Math Pick Up Lines

49. If I was sin^2 theta and you were cos^2 theta together we would be 1

48. You have got more curves than a triple integral.

47. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

46. I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

45. I don’t like my current girlfriend, mind if I made a you-substitution?

44. If i were a function you would be my asymptote – I always tend towards you.

43. If you were a graphics calculator, I’d look at your curves all day long!

42. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

41. I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!

40. “Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?”

#39 – 30. Math Pick Up Lines

39. Guy: Do you like math? Girl: No. Guy: Me neither…In fact, the only number I care about is yours.

38. Are you a function of my asymptotic? I always tend towards you.

37. I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

36. If I’m sine and you’re cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

35. Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

34. My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function

33. Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

32. “Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?”

31. The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.

30. My love is defined by exponential curve, it’s unbounded.

#29 – 20. Math Pick Up Lines

29. Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.

28. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

27. I’m not being obtuse, you are being acute girl

26. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

25. I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

24. Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.

23. Can I explore your mean value?

22. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

21. I wish I were a second derivative, so I could investigate your concavities.

20. Baby, let me find your nth term

#19 – 10. Math Pick Up Lines

19. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.

18. Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

17. By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

16. Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve…

15. If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we’d be ONE!

14. I’m like pi baby, I’m really long and I go on forever.

13. What’s your sine? The sine^(-1) of you must be pi/2 cause you’re the one

12. You are as beautiful as 1.618.

11. Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.

10. What do math and my dick have in common?…They’re both hard for you