Top 101 Funny Winter Jokes That Will Make You LOL

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Winter is a cold season. However, that doesn’t mean that you can’t warm yourself up with some laughter. With that in mind, check out the top 101 funny winter jokes.

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#101 – 90. Funny Winter Jokes

101. Q: What did the icy road say to the truck? A: Want to go for a spin?

100. Q: Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres? A: The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.

99. Q: Where do snowmen go to dance? A: The snowball.

98. Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo!

97. Q: What do snowmen do on Christmas? A: Play with the snow angels.

96. Q: What did Frosty the Snowman want as a career? A: To be in snow business.

95. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

94. Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect? A: “Where were you on the night of September to March?”

93. Q: Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt? A: Aunt Arctica.

92. Q: What is a snowman’s favorite snack? A: Ice Krispy treats.

91. Q: What did Frosty the Snowman and Elvira name their baby? A: Frost-bite.

90. Q: What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty

#89 – 80. Funny Winter Jokes

89. Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.

88. Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A: A snowball.

87. Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for? A: Snowbows.

86. Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads? A: Ice caps.

85. Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow

84. Q: What did one Greenland Shark say to the other? A: “Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?”

83. My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Florida.

82. Q: How do snowmen greet one another? A: They say “Ice to meet you”

81. Q: What did the snowman say to his customer? A: Have an ice day.

80. Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18? A: The crack of dawn!

#79 – 70. Funny Winter Jokes

79. Q: What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers? A: Chilly sauce.

78. Q: What do you call a snowman in August? A: A puddle.

77. Q: How can you farm during the winter? A: Use a snow plow.

76. Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker? A: Frosty the Dough-man.

75. Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

74. Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? A: Owlgebra.

73. Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your freezer? A: He’s still there!

72. Q: What’s a sign that you have an irrational fear of icebergs? A: You start having water-tight compartments installed in your pants.

71. Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring? A: Chill-dren.

70. Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why? A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.

#69 – 60. Funny Winter Jokes

69. Q: When are your eyes not eyes? A: When the winter wind makes them water.

68. Q: What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

67. Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce? A: Because he thought his wife was a flake

66. Q: What do you have in December that you can’t have in any other month? The letter D

65. Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”

64. Q: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant? A: An ice burger extra cheese.

63. Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like? A: Owlgebra.

62. Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic? A: Cold cream.

61. Q: What did Frosty the Snowman and Elvira name their baby? A: Frost-bite.

60. Q: Where do seals go to see movies? A: The dive-in!

#59 – 50. Funny Winter Jokes

59. Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet? A: Don’t go around BRRfooted!

58. Q: How do you know that a snowman crawled into your bed with you? A: You wake up wet and there’s a carrot on your pillow.

57. Q: What did one Arctic murre say to the other? A: “What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!”

56. Q: When are your eyes not eyes? A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water!

55. Q: Why is the slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat.

54. Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman? A: Froze-T

53. Q: What did the walrus say when it was late? A: “I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.”

52. Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”

51. Q: Why do seals swim in salt water? A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

50. Q: What do Saami reindeer herders say to reindeer who complain? A: “Venison!”

#49 – 40. Funny Winter Jokes

49. Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”

48. Q: What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen? A: The police combed the area.

47. Q: Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow? Because he liked cool music.

46. Q: Where did the snowman keep his money? A: In a snowbank.

45. Q: What do you call a snowman party? A: A snowball

44. Q: What’s an ig? A: A snow house without a loo. (loo is a word for bathroom)

43. Q: What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana? A: You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus…

42. Q: What did the ski hat say to the ski scarf? A: You hang around while I go on ahead.

41. Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers? A: Leeks!

40. Q: What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

#39 – 30. Funny Winter Jokes

39. Q: How does a penguin build a house? A: Igloos it together.

38. Q: Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep? A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night!

37. Q: What are caribou calves given to wear? A: Hoof-me-downs.

36. Q: What is the month that people sleep the least in? A: February

35. Q: What do you use to catch an Arctic hare? A: A hare net! What did the tree say after a long winter? What a re-leaf.

34. Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.

33. Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a wolf? A: A brrrr-grrr.

32. Q: Which winter month do people sleep the least? A: February

31. Q: How was the snow globe feeling after the scary story? A: A little shaken.

30. Q: What did the snowman eat? A: icebergs with chilli sauce.

#29 – 20. Funny Winter Jokes

29. Q: What do snowmen like to eat for dinner? A: Icebergs with fries.

28. Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: “Dam!”

27. Yo momma so fat when people say it chilli outside she go get a spoon and a bowl.

26. Q: What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink? A: Ice Tea.

25. Q: What do you call a snowman party? A: A snowball

24. Q: What’s white and goes up? A: A confused snowflake.

23. Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? A: Frosted Flakes.

22. Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella? A: Because of the rain, dear.

21. Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet during the winter? A: Don’t walk around BRRRRfooted.

20. Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes? A: A nervous wreck.

#19 – 10. Funny Winter Jokes

19. Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In a snow bank.

18. Q: What’s a good winter tip? A: Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.

17. Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long? A: Polaroids!

16. Q: What did Amaruq say after building an igloo out of crystal clear ice? A: “Living in a transparent igloo has its disadvantages – but you should see the murres smack it!”

15. Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed? A: You wake up wet!

14. Q: What do you call ten rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together? A: A receding hare line.

13. Q: How did Jack Frost get to work? A: By icicle.

12. Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head.

11. Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? A: I have no eye deer.

10. Q: What’s it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A: A meltdown.