Top 101 Pick Up Lines For Girls

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Usually guys tend to be the ones trying to pick up on girls, not the other way around. Usually, these pick up lines are pretty cheesy. However, girls can use just as cheesy pick up lines on guys. With that in mind, check out the top 101 pick up lines for girls.

#101 – 90. Pick Up Lines for Girls

101. Is your name Lionel?, cause you made my panties Messi.

100. What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?

99. You’re giving me the Vacuum cleaner complex, because I want to suck everything.

98. Do you wanna go halfsies on a baby?

97. Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber

96. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

95. You’re so hot ; a firefighter couldn’t put you out .

94. Tell me your name so I know what to scream tonight.

93. Smile, if you want to sleep with me.

92. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

91. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

90. Are you a football player? Because I’d like you touchdown there!

#89 – 80. Pick Up Lines for Girls

89. Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.

88. How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilized.

87. If you were in bed with me, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm.

86. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

85. Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open

84. Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?

83. Could you please step away from the bar ? You’re melting all the ice

82. Let’s do breakfast tomorrow.

81. Are you a taxidermist? No? Do you want to try stuffing my pussy anyway?

80. Are you a rainstorm? Because you’re making me dripping wet.

#79 – 70. Pick Up Lines for Girls

79. Are you a Veterinarian? (No Why) because I need you to look at my pussy…

78. Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?

77. I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

76. I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard.

75. You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk.

74. If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.

73. If I told you I work for UPS, would you let me handle your package?

72. “I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?”

71. Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!

70. That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!

#69 – 60. Pick Up Lines for Girls

69. I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you…. a kiss!

68. Hey baby…I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

67. I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!

66. I don’t feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.

65. I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [No]. Well, why don’t we?

64. You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.

63. Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.

62. Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?

61. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

60. Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

#59 – 50. Pick Up Lines for Girls

59. Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar

58. “I’m trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?”

57. Are you a trampoline cuz I wanna bounce on you?

56. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

55. You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me? “

54. Boy is your name homework because I’m not doing you and I should be.

53. So, does the IQ match, the shoe size?

52. You touch his shirt and ask, “Is this cotton?” Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, “Oh, this must be felt.”

51. Do you know how to use a whip?

50. You think crack is addictive? That’s because you haven’t kissed these lips.

#49 – 40. Pick Up Lines for Girls

49. Are you a parking ticket? Cause’ you got fine written all over you.

48. Hey baby…I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

47. My bed’s broken, can I sleep in yours?

46. I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

45. I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

44. “Hi, i’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?”

43. Bbrrrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?

42. I’ve got the buns. Have you got the hot dog?

41. Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”

40. Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.

#39 – 30. Pick Up Lines for Girls

39. Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.

38. Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.

37. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.

36. My body’s got 206 bones. Want to give me another one?

35. In my mind, we’re going to have sex anyway, so you might as well be in the room.

34. I love pick up trucks not pick up lines.

33. Should I call you or nudge you?

32. Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag.

31. You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

30. Hi! I’m Craven Morehead are you?

#29 – 20. Pick Up Lines for Girls

29. I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.

28. Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.

27. Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes

26. They’re called “eyebrows” cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass

25. You want to melt in my mouth or in my hand?

24. You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

23. What’s better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.

22. There are no seats, can I sit on your face?

21. My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

20. Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?

#19 – 10. Pick Up Lines for Girls

19. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

18. Are you a light switch? ‘Cause I want to turn you on!

17. Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?

16. Now I know why they call it a beaver, because I’m dying for your wood.

15. My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?

14. I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?.

13. We can add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs and multiply!

12. Baby you be the tree, and I’ll wrap around you like a koala bear

11. Have you got a napkin? You’re making me wet.

10. I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

#9 – 1. Pick Up Lines for Girls

9. I’m French Horny for your tromboner.

8. I can take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s see how long it takes you.

7. I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I’ll treat you right!

6. Sex is a killer. Do you wanna die happy?

5. Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce all over you?

4. Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?

3. Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?”

2. Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.

1.Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

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