Top 101 Sports Jokes

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Almost everyone loves sports. What better way is there to enjoy sports than through some jokes. Check out the top 101 sports jokes.

#101 – 90. Sports Jokes

101. Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!

100. How Many Golfers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? FORE!

99. Q: How do you know if you have a female umpire? A: She remembers the details of every single argument, and will also bring up arguments from previous games.

98. How Do Hens Encourage Their Baseball Teams? They egg them on!

97. What’s A Tennis Players Favorite City? Volley Wood!

96. How Does A Physicist Exorcise? By pumping ion!

95. Q: What do parents shout out after Little League games? A: The dirt and grass marks on their child’s pants.

94. What runs but never moves? A. A fence.

93. What Should A Soccer Team Do If The Pitch Is Flooded? Bring on their subs!

92. My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.

91. Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run? A: Your breath!

90. How did the blonde fisherman die? He was ice fishing and got run over by the zamboni!

#89 – 80. Sports Jokes

89. What do you call Jessica Alba joining you and your buddies for a round of golf? Fantastic 4-some.

88. Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer? A: Because she’s always running away from the ball.

87. Why doesn’t the Philadelphia 76ers have a website? They can’t string three “Ws” together.

86. Why Do Managers Bring Briefcases To Away Games? So they can pack the defense!

85. Q: How do football players stay cool during the game? A: They stand close to the fans?

84. Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!

83. Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.

82. Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A: A bat!

81. Why does the soccer ball curse so much? Because he gets a kick out of it.

80. Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. ?

#79 – 70. Sports Jokes

79. Q: How do baseball players stay cool? A: They sit next to the fans.

78. What part of a football pitch smells nicest ? A. The scenter spot!

77. Why did the Little League player sign up for the lead role in the school show? A: Because of the mandatory-play rule.

76. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!

75. Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A: A stick.

74. Why Didn’t The Dog Want To Play Football? It was a boxer.

73. Q: Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? A: Because he just ate and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!

72. What do you serve but not eat?…  A racquetball.

71. SO why does the golfer carry two shirts? In case he gets a hole in one.

70. Q: What is an insect’s favorite sport? A: Cricket!

#69 – 60. Sports Jokes

69. Q: What is a Cheerleader’s favorite food? A: Cheerios!

68. Only shake hands with a hockey player cuzz other athletes play with their balls.

67. What Kinds Of Stories Are Told By Basketball Players? Tall tales!

66. Which Little League baseball statistic was created in Transylvania? A: The pitch count.

65. Q: Why do basketball players love donuts? A: Because they dunk them!

64. Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? A: Quattro sinko.

63. What’s a Runners Favorite Subject At School? Jog-raphy!

62. Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!

61. Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!

60. What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?…  a very angry bull.

#59 – 50. Sports Jokes

59. When Deon Sanders asked Papa John how many toppings he could have, Papa John said “You can pick six.”

58. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball!

57. What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”

56. Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer? A: Ghoul keeper.

55. What animal is the best cricket player? A. The bat.

54. Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!

53. Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player? A: Babe Root.

52. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early? He wanted to beat the crowd.

51. Q: How do vampire Little League players hold a bat? A: By the wings.

50. What Can You Serve But Never Eat? A volley ball!

#49 – 40. Sports Jokes

49. What race is never run? A swimming race.

48. Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? A: They both need a good batter!

47. What’s the difference between Lebron James and a tree? A tree has more rings.

46. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!

45. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee.

44. Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail? A: Because he shot the ball.

43. Q: Why did the ballerina quit? A: Because it was tu-tu hard!

42. Why don’t hockey players drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.

41. How do football players spend the first week of training camp? Studying the Miranda Rights.

40. Q: What’s one of the rules in Little League zebra baseball? A: Three stripes and you’re out.

#39 – 30. Sports Jokes

39. What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!”

38. How did the soccer pitch get all wet? The players dribbled all over it.

37. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.

36. Why Did The Chicken Get Sent Off? For persistent fowl play!

35. Where Do Religious Children Practice Sports? On the prayground!

34. Which course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble? Intercourse!

33. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match? In a hockey game, the fights are real.

32. A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.”

31. What’s The Most Depressing Thing About Tennis? That no matter how good you get, you’ll never be as good as a wall.

30. Q: What’s a golfer’s favorite letter? A: Tee!

#29 – 20. Sports Jokes

29. Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? A: He was perfecting his swing.

28. Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color? A: Yeller!

27. Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A: A ball hog!

26. Why was the basketball court wet? Because people were dribbling on it!

25. Q: Why are Cubs fans bad lovers? A: Not only do they come up short but they always finish early.

24. How Many NCAA Players Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? One. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

23. How do you start a firefly race? A. Ready, set, glow!

22. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to change a tire? One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up

21. What does an Carolina Panthers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? He turns off the PlayStation 3.

20. Q: Why is tennis such a loud sport? A: The players raise a racquet.

#19 – 10. Sports Jokes

19. What’s the difference between a fat chick and the Buffalo Sabres? Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

18. Q: What do hockey players and magicians have in common? A: Both do hat tricks!

17. Q: At what sport to waiters do really well? A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.

16. Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?

15. You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are: “Play Ball”

14. What Does A Carpenter Have In Common With A Volleyball Player? They both like to hammer spikes!

13. What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? He turns off the PlayStation 4.

12. Why Did The Referees Stop The Leper Hockey Game. There was a face off in the corner.

11. Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank? A: He wanted his quarter back!

10. What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball

#9 – 1. Sports Jokes

9. Do you know why the game is called golf? Because all the other four letter words were taken.

8. Where Do Old Bowling Balls End Up? In the gutter!

7. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!

6. Q: What is the hardest part about skydiving? A: The ground!

5. What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!

4. Q: Who’s the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? A: O.J. Simpson.

3. A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf clubs. Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, “Well, you said I had to choose, right?”

2. Which Insect Didn’t Play Well At Quarterback? The fumble-bee!

1. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the course sometime.

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