Top 67 Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

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Chocolate chip cookies are some of the best desserts ever! With that in mind, check out the top 67 chocolate chip cookie jokes.

#67 – 60. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

67. Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his dad was a wafer so long!

66. What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets? Ooh, snickerdoodles.

65. An employee at the cookie factory fell into the dough mixing vat. It looks like he’s going to make it, but he was badly battered.

64. When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy.

63. US websites use cookies to track you British websites use biscuits

62. What do you call it when two cookies from the same sheet fall in love? A batch made in heaven.

61. All websites use cookies. Except English websites. They use biscuits.

60. Two cookies in an oven. One cookie turns to the other cookie and says, “It’s really hot in here.” The other cookie screams, “Ahhh! A talking cookie!”

#59 – 50. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

59. What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?… A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.

58. What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer? Cookie crumbs.

57. What do you say when two cookies are getting ready for their fight? “Let’s get ready to crumble!”

56. What do you call a passed out cookie? Limp biscuit.

55. My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds.

54. I ate too much cookie dough and got sick. It was an overdoughse.

53. What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream? Cookie d’oh.

52. Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They want to make a sweet first impression.

51. What kind of keys does the Gingerbread Man carry? Cook-keys!

50. Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them.

#49 – 40. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

49. Why was the cookie so angry with the baker? He had a chip on his shoulder.

48. How does the queen like her cookies? Decorated with royal icing.

47. What kind of cookies do rich people like best? Fortune cookies!

46. Why do girls scouts sell chocolate chip cookies?… They wanna make a sweet first impression.

45. Why did the chocolate chip cookie drop all his chips? Because that’s the way the cookie fumbles!

44. What kind of snacks do little monkeys have with their milk? Chocolate chimp cookies!

43. What type of cookies do redheads like best? Ginger snaps.

42. What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet.

41. What do the chocolate chip cookie and the computer have in common?… They both have chips.

40. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

#39 – 30. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

39. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!

38. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven.

37. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he’s feeling crummy.

36. Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry?… Because his mother was a wafer so long!

35. What is a monster’s favorite food?… Ghoul scout cookies.

34. How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed? With a cookie sheet.

33. Why couldn’t the Cookie Monster make his bed? He couldn’t find a cookie sheet!

32. How does a German cookie greet people? Gluten-tag.

31. What’s a hyena’s favorite cookie? Snickerdoodle.

30. I’m looking forward to the day we celebrate that chocolate cookie with white icing in the middle. Mem-Oreo Day.

#29 – 20. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

29. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.

28. What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies!

27. What are the most popular cookies in Asgard? Thoreos.

26. What cookie makes you rich?… A fortune cookie!

25. What do you call a redhead freaking out at a cookie store? A Ginger Snap

24. Have you tried the new Wookiee cookie? It’s a bit chewy.

23. What does Cookie Monster’s parrot say when he wants a snack? “Polly wanna cookie!”

22. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long.

21. Why did the baker get homesick? He tossed his cookies.

20. All these websites asking me to accept these cookies…But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

#19 – 10. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

19. What do you call a metric cookie? A gram cracker.

18. My fortune cookie read, “You will touch the hearts of many.” Jokes on them. I’m a heart surgeon.

17. What do you get when you use a deer-shaped cookie cutter? Cookie doe!

16. All these websites are asking me to accept their cookies. But I still haven’t gotten even one of them!

15. Why do we cook bacon and bake chocolate chip cookies?

14. What do you call a smart cookie? Academia nut.

13. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie?… ships ahoy!

12. I once opened a fortune cookie with nothing inside of it It was unfortunate…

11. Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling.

10. Why did the boy go to the doctor after eating a cookie? He was feeling crumby!

#9 – 1. Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes

9. What is Cookie Monster’s favorite band? OREO Speedwagon.

8. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them!

7. I tried to start an online bakery. But I accidentally deleted all my cookies.

6. How do you make a baby computer cry? Delete his cookies!

5. Why should you never make too many cookies at once? It’s too big of a whisk.

4. What’s on every young cookie’s reading list? OREO and Juliet.

3. What’s a fungus’ favorite cookie? SPOREOS

2. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

1. Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.

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