Top 12 Chinese New Year Jokes

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The Chinese New Year is one of the biggest holidays in China. It follows the lunar calendar. You probably are familiar with it due to the Zodiac calendar. However, you might not have realized that there are many jokes about the Chinese New Year Jokes. With that in mind, check out the top 12 Chinese New Year Jokes.

#12 – 10. Chinese New Year Jokes

12. Let’s celebrate Chinese New Year by comparing our adult children’s careers, income levels and marital statuses.

11. I’m opting for Chinese New Year resolutions, since my American New Year resolutions were an epic fail.

10. Let’s get wild this Chinese New Year by not asking the restaurant to leave out the MSG.

#9 – 1. Chinese New Year Jokes

9. Happy Chinese New Year. Because the regular new year has already proven to be an irredeemable failure.

8. May your General Tso’s be prepared even faster than normal on this Chinese New Year.

7. If you celebrated Chinese New Year in America do you celebrated American Years in China?

6. Remember, the Chinese word for opportunity is the same as the Chinese word for crisis. What does this mean? It means the Chinese are lazy. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

5. Happy Chinese New Year to you and the Chinese government official also reading this.

4. Chinese New Year, Mardi Gras and Valentines Day are too close…I don’t know what to paint on my nails.

3. I’d like to wish you a Happy Chinese New Year, but I don’t want to interrupt you until you’ve finished assembling my Iphone.

2. Happy Chinese New Year! Unless you’re Japanese.

1.Let’s celebrate Chinese New Year by rigidly conforming to the strictly enforced suggestions for celebrating.

Ideas for the top 12 Chinese New Year jokes were taken from the following source. ^[1]kappit – Chinese New Year Joke