Top 19 Pink Jokes

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Pink is one of the most popular colors. With that in mind, check out the top 19 pink jokes.

#19 – 10. Pink Jokes

19. How do you make a pink smurf? You peel the skin off

18. The American education system obviously listens to Pink Floyd because they’ve sure left those kids a loan.

17. What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples? A trash can behind the cancer ward

16. How do you annoy a Pink Floyd fan? Play their music on shuffle.

15. To-do list of the pink panther: To-do To-do Todo todo todo todo todooooootododo

14. Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. Whats blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

13. We can’t decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery. You see, we’re having an infan-tile problem.

12. I’m a chef and today, a customer called for me because he wanted to compliment me for cooking his steak so perfectly without any pink inside. What can I say? It’s always nice to be complimented for a job well done.

11. What did the Pink Panther say when he got to the cul-de-sac? Dead end, Dead end, Dead end, Dead end, Dead end, Dead end, Dead end, Dead ennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd.

10. Can someone suggest a good builder? I’ve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasn’t been seen since. I’m a bit disappointed by it, but all in all it’s Just Another Brick In The Wall!

#9 – 1. Pink Jokes

9. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum

8. What do you call a Pink Floyd album cover made from cereal? The Dark Side Of The Spoon.

7. What’s Dale Earnhardt have in common with Pink Floyd? Their last big hit was the wall.

6. What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common? The phone rings green….green…..green! So you pink it up and say yellow.

5. Which psychologist would be the best for the members of Pink Floyd? Surely, it would be Pink Freud!

4. Do you think pink could be a cat’s favorite color? No, it’s purr-ple.

3. What equipment does Pink Panther need for his guitars? Ten amps, Ten amps, Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.

2. What’s the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.

1. Why has it been so difficult for me to think of a Pink Floyd pun? I don’t know, maybe you’ve just hit a wall.

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