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Would you rather questions are a great way to get a conversation started in an interesting and fun way. You can get some amazing conversations just by asking “why” after a person answers a would you rather questions. Check out below for the top 193 deep, funny, and just plain ridiculous would you rather questions.
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Challenging Would You Rather Questions
- Have long fingernails that have to be trimmed twice a week or hair on your head that never grows back?
- Tell a kid her mom is dying of cancer or tell an adult their child is dying of cancer?
- Spend a night in a bush in a city or spend the night in a cave in the wilderness?
- Have the nose of a dog or the eyes of a cat?
- Always forget where you put your keys or always forget where you parked your car?
- Live in one town for the rest of your life or travel constantly with no permanent home?
- Have really dry palms or really dry lips?
- Give a public speech with a speech impediment or have someone punch you in the face as hard as they can?
- Meet the powerful leader of a terrorist organization or meet a victim of that organization?
- Save 100 people you don’t know or save 1 person you are close to?
- Go bankrupt after starting a series of businesses or work a steady job that can only afford you the bare minimum?
- Would you rather have free Wi-Fi wherever you go or have free coffee where/whenever you want?
- Always be dressed-up or always be dressed-down?
Clean Would You Rather Questions
- Get brain freeze for a whole day or feel the urge to go pee every time you want to sleep?
- Tattle on your best friend or take the blame for them?
- Would you rather become someone else or just stay you?
- Go a whole week without showering or a whole day without eating?
- Would you rather make a phone call or send a text?
- You can only listen to one rapper for the rest of your life: Eminem or Drake?
- Would you rather spend the day with your favorite athlete or you favorite movie star?
- Drink a cup of salt water or a cup of clean toilet water?
- Be able to disappear or erase someone’s memory?
- Lick the bottom of your shoe or the seat of a public bus?
- Be forced to smell everything you hear or everything you see?
- Lie to your parents or lie to your teacher?
- Would you rather explore space or the ocean?
- Win an argument or win a game?
- Would you rather never have internet access in your home or never have phone coverage when you’re out and about?
- Live in an igloo or live in a tent in the desert?
- Would you rather Run at 100 mph or fly at ten mph?
- Get a pie smashed in your face or smash a pie in your dad’s face?
Crazy Would You Rather Questions
- Bungee jumping holding a skunk or skydive holding a porcupine?
- Stick your hand into shark infested waters or reach your hand into a lion’s cage?
- Would you rather be stuck on a broken ski lift or in a broken elevator?
- Climb Mount Everest in dead of the winter or run a half marathon in Death Valley?
- Have it burn when you pee or burn when you drink?
- Swim in a pool with sharks or walk through a park with lions?
- Take photos of your neighbors through their window or be photographed through your own window by a stranger?
- Wipe with sandpaper or use vinegar for eye drops?
- Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone who talks incessantly?
- Have one foot twice as big as the other or one ear twice as big as the other?
Difficult Would You Rather Questions
- Speak all the languages in the world or fly anywhere in the world for free?
- Would you rather live the life of a king with no family or friends or live like a vagabond with your friends or family?
- Witness an epic moment in history or witness an event in the future?
- Would you rather eat your dead friend or kill your dog and eat it when you are marooned on a lonely island?
- Lose an eye or lose a hand?
- Would you rather end hunger or end your hunger?
- Never be noticed for what you say or never be noticed for what you wear?
- Would you rather speak all languages or be able to speak to all animals?
- Have the brightness on your phone stuck on low or the volume on your phone stuck on low?
- Would you rather go to a movie or to dinner alone?
- Spend a week with your enemy or spend a year without showering?
- Would you rather end the life a single human being or 100 cute baby animals?
- Have a lazy eye or a lazy spouse?
- Would you rather Have three kids and no money, or no kids with three million dollars?
- Fall from a ship or fall from a plane?
- Be fired for stealing or fired for “inappropriate” behavior?
- Become famous for something embarrassing or do something extraordinary but no one notices?
- Have a superpower you can’t tell anyone about or have a superpower but not know what it is?
- Be ambidextrous or have perfect eyesight?
Dirty Would You Rather Questions
- Get caught masturbating or watching dirty movies?
- Have a one night stand with Madonna or marry Britney Spears?
- Sleep with your second cousin in secret or not sleep with your second cousin but everyone thinks you did?
- Lick ice cream off of someone’s unwashed feet or lick mayonnaise off of someone’s erogenous area?
- See your friend’s mom naked or be naked in front of your friend’s mom?
- Do a striptease for your significant other or watch them do a striptease?
- Bang your mom’s mind in your girlfriend’s body or your girlfriend’s mind in your mom’s body?
- Have all your poops smell like roses or have all your farts be silent?
- Wear a body paint suit to a job interview or an adult diaper on a third date?
- Skinny dip with a coworker/classmate or a complete stranger?
- Have 1 second orgasms or 1 hour orgasms?
- Would you rather Eat shit that tasted like chocolate, or eat chocolate that tasted like crap?
- Kiss someone on the their toes or their armpit?
Deep Would You Rather Questions
- Make a movie about your life or write a book about it?
- Would you rather know how you will die or when you will die?
- Have the perfect family but be dirt poor or be a millionaire with a broken family?
- Tell your significant other that you have a love child without someone else or hide it from them for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather put a stop to war or end world hunger?
- Have the plug pulled on you if you were in a vegetative state or keep living?
- Would you rather win the lottery or live twice as long?
- If you were reborn in a new life, would you rather be alive in the past or future?
- Would you rather Reverse one decision you make every day or be able to stop time for 10 seconds every day?
- Keep the baby even if it meant living below the poverty line or give it up for adoption with the hope that he/she will have a better life?
- Would you rather have a billion dollars to your name or spend $1000 for each hungry and homeless person?
- If you had the power to do so, would you rather give a homeless person a job or give them a place to live for free for the rest of their life?
- Would you rather go to jail for a crime you didn’t commit or get out on bail but the person who bails you goes broke?
- Would you rather Have a Lamborghini in your garage or a bookcase with 9000 books and infinite knowledge?
- Save your wife/husband or save your mom/dad?
- Would you rather Continue with your life or restart it?
- Rescue your dog from a burning building or rescue a stranger in the same burning building?
Funny Would You Rather Questions
- Always feels like you’re about to sneeze or always feel like you’re about to poop?
- Be a slow lion or a super fast sloth?
- Be a pirate with no ship or be a ninja with noisy shoes?
- Only be able to move your feet when your eyes are closed or only be able to eat with your ears covered?
- Cry spicy tears or swallow spicy saliva?
- Turn red every time you consumed alcohol or turn red every time you ate something spicy?
- Forget how to ride a bike or how to type?
- Would you rather Be the funniest person in the room or the most intelligent?
- Only be able to watch the Hallmark channel on T.V. or not watch T.V. at all?
- Only be able to use question marks or never be able to use emojis?
- Cry every time you’re happy or moan every time you’re sad?
- Drink coffee with no caffeine or drink cocktails with no alcohol?
- Have wings but can only fly 5 feet at a time or have laser vision but only be able to activate it when you’re nervous?
- Lock eyes with a stranger through the bathroom stall or accidentally walk in on your boss on the toilet?
Hard Would You Rather Questions
- Be intelligent but have no common sense or have common sense with no intelligence?
- Have your bank account hacked or your cell phone hacked?
- Get stung by a bee or touch poison ivy?
- Get free wifi wherever you go or free food at any restaurant you go to?
- Would you rather end death due to car accidents or end terrorism?
- You have two choices: Marry your enemy and save your mom’s life or marry the person of your dreams but your mom turns into a drug addict.
- Always be itchy or always sweat?
- Get a promotion and be hated by everyone you work with or never get promoted but be loved by everyone?
- Would you rather work more hours per day, but fewer days or work fewer hours per day, but more days?
- Drown to death or burn to death?
- Would you rather Win $50,000 or let your best friend win $500,000?
- Pay 50% of your salary in taxes towards universal healthcare or pay no taxes but get no healthcare and no public schooling?
- Have everything plastic you touch turn into paper or everything paper you touch turn into plastic?
- Be able to understand animals or read a person’s mind?
- Would you rather leave your unemployed son homeless or pay for his drug habits and illegal activities?
Hilarious Would You Rather Questions
- Have to announce to everyone when you’re about to fart or when you’re about to pee?
- Wear winter clothes in summer or summer clothes in winter?
- Trip and have everyone laugh at you or be the only one laughing hysterically when someone trips?
- Begin every sentence with “According to my calculations,” or end every sentence with “Just kidding.”
- Blindly touch something or blindly taste something?
- Make a farting sound every time you took a step or smell like farts every time you yawned?
- Have a Southern accent and live in New York or have a New York accent and live in the South?
- Bathe in saltwater or bathe in hand sanitizer?
- Get dandruff every time you eat cheese or go bald every time you kiss someone?
- Eat spaghetti with a spoon or eat pizza with chopsticks?
- Remember something you’d forgotten at noon every day or find something you’d lost at noon every day?
- Have all your hair grow half an inch a day or have your nails grow two inches a day?
- Be able to see with your eyes closed or be able to hear with your ears covered?
- Wake up with a hundred zits on your forehead or one painful zit on your butt?
- Surrender to an alien or surrender to Big Foot?
- Be a cute puppy or an ugly human?
- Cut grass with your teeth or wash the dishes with your mouth?
- Talk to a monkey or talk to an extremely unintelligent and stubborn person?
- Listen to Nickelback or get an ear infection?
- Have your taxes revealed to the world or have your internet search history revealed to 5 friends and family members?
Insane Would You Rather Questions
- Would you rather Swim 300 meters through shit or dead bodies?
- Go bald or get a cavity every time you ate something with sugar in it?
- Would you rather eat a meal of cow tongue or octopus?
- Sneeze every time you meet a new person or gain 10 pounds every time you look at a burger?
- Find $100,000 that you can keep or find $1 million dollars that you have to give to charity?
- Skinny dip with your classmates or co-workers or skinny dip with your teacher or boss?
- Have 10 days to gain 20 pounds or have 20 days to lose 10 pounds?
- Read seven books in a week or write seven 2,000 word articles in a week?
- Lose everything you’ve ever found or sell everything you’ve ever bought?
- Wake up at 3am every day for a week to take a shot of tequila or drink a beer every morning before school/work?
- Have a bath of spiders or a shower of slugs?
- Never be able to shout or never be able to whisper?
- Live off soup for the rest of your life or salad?
Profound Would You Rather Questions
- Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button on your life?
- Would you rather have your destiny decided by a random group of people or an automated machine?
- Never get promoted in your job but are guaranteed stability or get promoted at the risk of getting laid off?
- Would you rather rule the World or live in a World with absolutely no problems at all?
- Have more time or more money?
- Would you rather have no one to show up for your Wedding or your funeral?
- Take a well-paying job right out of high school or go to college with no guarantee that you’ll be employed afterwards?
- Die happy in 10 years or die unhappy in 50 years?
- Would you rather go back to the past and meet your loved ones who passed away or go to the future to meet your children or grandchildren to be?
- Divorce your spouse who you caught cheating or cheat on them to get even?
- Would you rather speak your mind or never speak again?
- Live 10 years in isolation to make 10 million dollars or live with your loved ones but make only $20k/year for the rest of your life.
- Would you rather Experience the beginning of planet earth or the end of planet earth?
- Commute for 2 hours a day but earn a large salary or not commute and earn minimum wage?
- Save 1 person you know or save 100 people you don’t know?
- Would you rather get away with lying every time or always know that someone is lying?
Tough Would You Rather Questions
- Would you rather Be extremely underweight or extremely overweight?
- Would you rather Be able to talk your way out of any situation, or punch your way out of any situation?
- Meet the stars of your favorite movie or star in a movie yourself?
- Be imprisoned for doing the right thing or arrested and released for doing the wrong thing?
- Eat five raw eggs or ten cooked eggs?
- Live in a spacious farm house in the middle of nowhere or live a cramped apartment in the middle of a bustling city?
- Have a lot of money but someone else decides how you should spend it or have little money but can spend it however you like?
- Do high school all over again or do college all over again?
- Work in a stressful but fun environment or a calm but boring environment?
- Vote for a bad person with good policies or vote for a good person with bad policies?
Would You Rather Questions for Kids
- Would you rather Have a dog with a cat’s personality or a cat with a dog’s personality?
- Miss the school bus or miss an important practice?
- Would you rather be a kid your whole life or an adult your whole life?
- Would you rather lose your vision or your hearing?
- Have one wish granted to you today or 3 wishes granted in 10 years?
- Would you rather be the most popular person at school or the smartest?
- Get tickled for five minutes or have to touch a tarantula for one minute?
- For your birthday, would you rather receive cash or gifts?
- Would you rather read an awesome book or watch a good movie?
- Have no ears or no eyes?
- Would you rather be Batman or Spiderman?
- Have every liquid taste like salt water or have every liquid taste like sugar water?
- Be able to control your dreams or be able to control your destiny?
- Would you rather be without internet for a week, or without your phone?
- Be able to turn something into reality by drawing it or make something disappear just by erasing it?
- Would you rather have x-ray vision or magnified hearing?
The would you rather questions were taken from the following resources.[1]LifeHacks – Would You Rather Question You’ll Not Want to Answer[2]HobbyLark – The Best List of Would You Rather Question You’ll Ever Play[3]SignUpGenius – 100 Would You Rather Question
