Top 21 Malaysia Jokes

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Malaysia is one of the most famous tourist spots in Asia. With that in mind, check out the top 21 Malaysia jokes.

#21 – 20. Malaysia Jokes

21. A Malaysian man buys a new phone…He puts it on airplane mode. Now he cant seem to find it anywhere.

20. WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? Malaysian airlines 173

#19 – 10. Malaysia Jokes

19. How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks? On the rocks

18. What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines? They both think they can fly.

17. What did one ocean say to the other? “Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand.” “Nah man, they aren’t; I got one too.”

16. I heard some guy tell two terrible Malaysian Airline jokes…The first one got no response and the second one was shot down in flames

15. “I’m getting sick of eating airline food all the time.” Said the Malaysian shark.

14. My father said his Computer crashed…I asked him, what he did. “I googled ‘Malaysian Airlines'”, he replied.

13. Q: How does Fergie order Char Kuey Teow? A: Mai Hum, Mai Hum

12. What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

11. Dark jokes are like Malaysian Airlines flights They’re either hit or miss.

10. Whatever happened to Malaysian flight 370? It just fell off the radar                

#9 – 1. Malaysia Jokes

9. What do you call an Asian wearing a fedora? Malaysian

8. Why don’t Malaysian TV shows get commissioned? Because they all have terrible pilots.

7. Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards? Because people keep reporting they’ve found de brie.

6. What does a neckbeard say when he travels south of Thailand? Malaysian

5. There is a Malaysian ’80s cover band called “The Union.” What were they thinking, not going with “Durian Durian”?

4. Last time I flew on Malaysian Airlines, I decided not to shower first. I figured I could just wash up on shore.

3. Malaysian Airlines and United should merge That way they can beat their passengers and no one will ever find out.

2. The Malaysian athletes at the Commonwealth Games are looking very nervous Must be thinking about the flight home already.

1. I wrote a joke on Malaysian flight MH370…but don’t know where it went.

Ideas for the top 21 Malaysia jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – Malaysian Joke^[2]reddit – Malaysian Joke