Top 22 Respect Jokes

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Respect is a feeling of deep admiration for someone or something elicited by their abilities, qualities, or achievements. With that in mind, check out the top 22 respect jokes.

#22 – 20. Respect Jokes

22. I respect giraffe’s…They’re an animal I can look up to.

21. I hate people who don’t respect when I say “shotgun” nowadays Like the kidnapper who threw me in his trunk

20. The other day my daughter said, “Mold is so gross.” I told her to “respect its culture.”

#19 – 10. Respect Jokes

19. There’s a lot of things people respect about me I have a heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo

18. You always split up amicably if you date a mathematician. Because they always break up with respect to ex.

17. I have so much respect for male to female trans people…I mean, that surgery takes balls.

16. Girl: Sorry, I don’t put out on the first date. Me: [on fire] I respect that in a woman.

15. Respect all religion and culture They gave you holiday

14. We should raise the Lego bricks and help them to a normal Level of Respect! They have been stepped on for far too long.

13. Why is helium the most respected element? People speak very highly of it

12. I have a lot of respects for midgets It would be wrong of me to look down on them

11. As a kid I got no respect , I played hide and seek They wouldn’t even look for me

10. My wife likes to talk after sex…So she called me from a hotel room.

#9 – 1. Respect Jokes

9. You know why I respect Canadians? Because they always bring their Eh Game.

8. My daughter thinks I don’t respect her personal boundaries Or at least that’s what she wrote in her diary

7. My wife does’nt think I respect her privacy enough. At least that’s what it says in her diary.

6. Which Russian author never paid his respects? Dusty F Key

5. I have a lovely wife, good friends, and a respected family. My friend wants me to leave all that and focus on my schizophrenia therapy.

4.I told my son about the birds and the bees…He told me about my wife and the mail man. I get no respect

3.Although I’m not Hindu, I still can respect the religion. We should all coexist; to each their Aum.

2. My roommate told me my clothes look gay. I told him to have some respect. They just came out of the closet.

1. I have the utmost respect for our troops My girlfriend’s husband fights for our freedom every day

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