Top 24 Flag Jokes

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Flags are a physical representation of your country. With that in mind, check out the top 24 flag jokes.

#24 – 20. Flag Jokes

24. What did the monkey say when he slide down the flag pole? Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

23. What color is an battle flag? Violent.

22. Stalin should have known that communism wouldn’t work. There were red flags everywhere.

21. What’s a huge red flag, but also a big plus, so overall it’s neutral? The Swiss flag

20. What color is the American flag? Red, White, and Blue.  What color is the British flag? Red, White, and Blue. What color is the French flag? White.

#19 – 10. Flag Jokes

19. I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Canadian flag on it and now it sucks again.

18. What does it mean when the flag at the local Post Office is at half mast? They’re hiring.

17. What does a long pole eat? Flag newtons.

16. Why are flags the most erotic of cloths? Because when the wind blows, they do pole dances.

15. Did you hear about the flag’s birthday? It was a flappy one!

14. What do you call the french flag without any color? Still the french flag

13. The colors red, white, and blue represent freedom until they are flashing behind you.

12. How do you surrender to the White Walkers? Raise the wight flag.

11. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

10. If your computer is running slow paint a Jamaican flag on it and it will run faster.

#9 – 1. Flag Jokes

9. Flying the Confederate flag doesn’t make you a racist. It’s usually the other way around.

8. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus.

7. What does it mean when the flag is flying at half-mast at the post office? They’re hiring.

6. What is a race car drivers least favorite color? Caution Flag Yellow.

5. There was a woman in the supermarket holding a huge multicoloured flag and making loud pigeon sounds. I told her to mind her peace and coos.

4. How is a flag like Santa Claus? They both hang out at the pole!

3. Chinese Flag Rating I’d give it uhhh 5 stars.

2. Where was the flag of USA first hoisted? On the pole.

1. What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved.

Ideas for the top 24 flag jokes come from the following sources.^[1]upjoke – flag joke^[2]Jokes 4 Us – Flag Day joke^[3]worst jokes ever – flag joke