Top 24 Hell Jokes

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Hell is a burning place of pain and suffering. However, that doesn’t mean that you can’t laugh at it. With that in mind, check out the top 24 hell jokes.

#24 – 20. Hell Jokes

24. This guy is boiling water the girl walks in and says “What are you doing” the guy says “I’m making Holy Water” She said “How?” He said “I’m boiling the hell out of it”

23. What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees? Cold as hell

22. In heaven responsible for the joke is the English man for food the Italian man and for the law and order a German man… In hell responsible for food is the English man for order and law the Italian man and for jokes the German man

21. IDK if this is a joke or a question but If killing yourself send you to hell where does siting in the waiting room get you?

20. Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty… so now just look at Seattle.

#19 – 10. Hell Jokes

19. The teacher asked,”why are you in school on a saturday?” I told her my mum told me to go to hell.

18. why did Steven Hawkins go to hell? because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven

17. A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says “what the hell is that?”. The pirate said “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”.

16. Why did that fish cross the road? Just for the Halibut(hell-of-it)

15. Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.

14. So I was f**g this bh right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I’m wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends…

13. Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes! Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?

12. What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell? Another lawyer.

11. Did you hear about the cannibal who passed a politician in the jungle yesterday? I hear it hurt like hell

10. Why is Steven Hawkins going to hell… because its a stairway to heaven not a ramp!

#9 – 1. Hell Jokes

9. A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?

8. How do you get Holy Water? You boil the hell out of it.

7. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

6. It ain’t always having erectile dysfunction but it sure as hell ain’t hard

5. In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.

4. A man bursts into his house and yells, “Pack your bags, Honey, I just won the lottery!” She says, “Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?” He replies, “I don’t care … Just get the hell out!”

3. Why did the blonde cross the road? Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?

2. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence – a life sentence.

1.There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

Ideas for the top 24 hell jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Jokes4All – Hell Joke^[2]Worst Jokes Ever – Hell Joke