Top 61 iPhone Jokes

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You might own an iPhone. Or perhaps you are one of those people who don’t. It doesn’t matter. No matter what side of the spectrum you fall on, check out the top 61 iPhone jokes.

#61 – 60. iPhone Jokes

61. Q: What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans? A: A LG Flex

60. I’ve just picked up my new iPhone and I’m well impressed. The first thing I did was ring up my brother and spend a good twenty minutes boasting about all its amazing features. It would’ve been longer but the fcuking battery died.

#59 – 50. iPhone Jokes

59. Q: How many Apple Iphone early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!

58. Q: What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A: A dead wringer

57. A year ago someone who said, “I’m the mayor of Kentucky Fried Chicken,” was an insane old homeless man. Now, he’s a hipster teen with an iPhone.

56. Q: What do you get when you cross an iPhone 6 plus and skinny jeans? A: A LG Flex.

55. What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.

54. The new iPhone 7 is just a slower, heavier, thicker, and much less attractive version of the iPhone 8.

53. Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating? A: Downloading images of Katy Perry!

52. Q: What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around? A: Dead Siri-ous

51. Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!

50. Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!

#49 – 40. iPhone Jokes

49. Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5…he got it back in ’84.

48. All I want for Christmas is you, lol JK, I want an iPhone 5.

47. Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of iphones overheating? A: Downloading images of Kim Kardashian!

46. Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits? A: Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!

45. Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed!

44. Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

43. I’m afraid I’ll never meet a man I love as much as I love my iPhone… and vodka.

42. We live in a world where losing your iPhone is way more dramatic than losing your virginity.

41. Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.

40. Q: What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? A: Cool music.

#39 – 30. iPhone Jokes

39. Q: What does a bull and iPhone have in common? A: They both charge!

38. Q: What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A: A dead wringer.

37. Why is the Apple still reporting record profits from iPhone sales? Because iPhone users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them.

36. A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more

35. Steve Jobs funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every year in a slightly better coffin.

34. I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don’t have Windows.

33. Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed!

32. Did your Iphone break? cause I can be your phone and you can play on my abbs(apps)

31. Q: What do you call a Scottish iPhone? A: An AyePhone

30. Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? A: Your iPhone will keep crashing!

#29 – 20. iPhone Jokes

29. Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 4 buyers? A: It doesn’t help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call!

28. Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? A: Your iphone will keep crashing!

27. I don’t understand why everybody wants the white iPhone. Everyone knows the black one runs faster.

26. Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed!

25. Q: Why won’t blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom? A: Because they don’t want to give away their IP address!

24. Q: What do you get if you cross a Kindle with iPhone 4S? A: 4Skin.

23. Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6s plus? A: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know

22. Q: Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? A: GarageBend

21. At 5.5″, the new iPhone will be bigger than the dicks of 50% of the men who own one.

20. Nowadays, most of the children dream about an IPhone, when I was a child – I wanted a dog.

#19 – 10. iPhone Joke

19. Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i’s out

18. My iPhone screen is brighter than my future.

17. Q: According to a study by OKCupid, why do iPhone users still have more sex than other smartphone users? A: Because no one has developed an app for Sex yet!

16. What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around? Dead Siri-ous

15. Q: What do you call a Scottish iPhone? A: An AyePhone.

14. Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone? A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

13. My iPhone dies quicker than a black guy in a scary movie

12. Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died? A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i’s out!

11. Did you hear about the music app that is preloaded on every iPhone 6 plus? GarageBend

10. Q: How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone X? A: Don’t worry, they’ll let you know.

#9 – 1. iPhone Joke

9. News- “Mobiles ‘may cause brain cancer’” Download our iPhone app for more on this story.

8. Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A: A Macintosh

7. Q: What do the latest Iphone applications do? A: Whiten teeth and perform lasik eye surgery!

6. How do you know if someone has an iPhone? They tell you.

5. Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?

4. Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an ipad

3. Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A: A Macintosh What do you get if you cross an iPhone and a fridge? Cool music.

2. Just finished charging my iPhone. Hopefully the battery won’t d

1.Q: Why is Apple offering a free case for all iPhone 4 buyers? A: It doesn’t help with reception, but protects the iPhone when you throw it against the wall after dropping a call

Ideas for the top 61 iPhone jokes were taken from the following sources. ^[1]Super Jokes – Iphone Joke^[2]Jokes 4 Us – Iphone Joke^[3]Quick, Funny, Jokes! –  Apple Iphone Joke