Top 26 Pretzel Jokes

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Pretzels are one of the greatest snacks. With that in mind, check out the top 26 pretzel jokes.

#26 – 20. Pretzel Jokes

26. I never could figure out how they make the glaze on pretzels. Turns out, there’s a very basic solution for that problem.

25. A bunch of rioters looted my pretzel shop. Unfortunately, they got all my dough.

24. A sandwich walks into a bar and orders some pretzels. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food here.”

23. What did the chocolate covered pretzel say to the regular pretzel? Don’t be salty.

22. Where do pretzels go on vacation? Pretzilvania.

21. Kids dumped a whole bag of pretzels on me…I was so salty

20. What happens when two pretzels get married? They tie the knot.

#19 – 10. Pretzel Jokes

19. You don’t like my Pretzel jokes? I am in-salted.

18. What secret society loves to eat pretzels? The Illumi-Knotty

17. What is a Pretzels favorite dance? The Twist.

16. Joe walked by a bowl of pretzels in a lobby and got confused whe the pretzals said “you are very good at reading” You look Nice”.Joe looked confused. The nearvy receptionist said “the pretzas are complimentary.”

15. Two pretzels were walking in a bad neighborhood…One was assaulted

14. Two Pretzels are walking down the street and one was assaulted.

13. Most pretzels are dough knots

12. Did you know that pretzels are not bread?

11. Do you guys like dark humor? ‘Cause I got this joke about pretzels…But it’s pretty twisted.

10. How did the spaetzle greet the pretzel? Gluten tag!

#9 – 1. Pretzel Jokes

9. Why did the police suspect the Pretzel? Because he was twisted.

8. Why did the pretzel file a police report? Cause he got assaulted.

7. 2 pretzels were walking down the street thru a dark alley. One was a salted.

6. I call my boss a Pretzel because he’s always bent out of shape.

5. What do you get when you cross brussels sprouts with a popular snack? Pretzel Sprouts.

4. What happens when you get into a fight with a pretzel? You get tangled up.

3. Did you know that Pretzels are knot bread?

2. Detective movies often feature pretzels in them. They both have a lot of twists.

1. Was making hot pretzels and went to talk to my dad…Timer went off and I said I had to go knead my dough. Dad replies, “Your dough needs you.”

Ideas for the top 26 pretzel jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Jokes4Us – Pretzel joke^[2]punstoppable – pretzel puns