Top 31 Helen Keller Jokes

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Helen Keller is one of the most famous disabilities rights advocates. With that in mind, check out the top 31 Helen Keller jokes.

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31. What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well? She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue

30. Helen Keller was truly an inspiration, She was able to learn how to read and write despite being from Alabama

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29. You guys ever hear that joke about Helen Keller’s dad? Neither did she

28. Why did helen keller wear skin tight pants? so you could read her lips

27. If Helen Keller fell down in the woods, would she make a sound?

26. Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.

25. Why does Helen Keller wear skin tight pants? So you can read her lips!

24. What is hellen keller’s favorite color? velcro

23. Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

22. Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

21. Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? So you can read her lips

20. How do you tell Helen Keller a joke? Not this way.

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19. Why was Helen Keller’s leg wet? Her dog was blind too.

18. How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

17. How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

16. Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she

15. What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Polio! she had everything else.

14. What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole? She screamed until her hands got tired.

13. Did you hear that new Helen Keller joke? Don’t worry, neither did she.

12. How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and one hand one the road!

11. How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner

10. Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she’d ever read.

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9. How do You punish Helen Keller? You leave the plunger in the toilet.

8. Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair, And a table, And a wall.

7. Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj

6. How did helen kellers parents punish her? By rearranging the furniture

5. Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.

4. What was Helen Kellers favorite candy? Skittles. Can’t see the rainbow, but at least she can taste it.

3. How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

2. Did you hear about the new Helen Keller Doll? You wind her up and she bumps into the furniture!

1. Why didn’t Helen Keller change her baby’s diaper? So she could always find him

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