Top 35 Night Jokes

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Nighttime doesn’t have to be scary. In fact in can be funny. With that in mind, check out the top 35 night jokes.

#35 – 30. Night Jokes

35. Tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute night over the phone. Had to press one for the money, two for the show…

34. What do you call the longest night of the year? A fortnight

33. Psychic night at the local pub was cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

32. I went to a pub quiz last night. I could tell it was a rough place when the first question was “What are you looking at?”

31. How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights? For just a short spell.

30. Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon.

#29 – 20. Night Jokes

29. I got asked to leave karaoke night for singing “Danger Zone” seven times in a row. I had exceeded the allowed number of Loggins attempts.

28. Tried to break the ice at a party the other night with a pancake joke, but it fell flat.

27. I was arguing with a friend in a pizza restaurant the other night when my best mate came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides.

26. What fish swims only at night? A starfish

25. How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired? Sleep at night.

24. Went to the cinema the other night to watch that new film about cheese. It was G rated.

23. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night? Cold cream!

22. What flies around the kindergarten room at night? The alpha-BAT.

21. Dreamt last night I was making pancakes whilst driving along a twisty road. Tossing and turning.

20. What do wolves do at midnight parties? They have a howling good time!

#19 – 10. Night Jokes

19. What dance can you see in the night sky? The moon walk!

18. I gave up playing snooker last night. The rest is history.

17. What did the snake give to his wife? A goodnight hiss!

16. Did you hear about the wolves all-night party? It was a howling success!

15. I dreamt I wrote The Hobbit the other night.  I think I was Tolkein in my sleep.

14. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night.

13. Dreamt I was eating a curry last night. When I woke up, my pilau was missing.

12. Couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room the other night, so went downstairs. They have reception there.

11. What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night? Starfish

10. Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night. He was playing against the police curling team.

#9 – 1. Night Jokes

9. Had a night out with a group of Wagon Wheel delivery drivers. They really take the biscuit.

8. Saw the Spanish Steps the other night. Worst tribute band ever.

7. What type of horses only go out at night? Nightmares!

6. Went to bed last night thinking I was in Herman’s Hermits. Woke up this morning feeling fine.

5. I put a couple of ts into my beer last night. It made it better.

4. Was going to send back my fish in a herb sauce at a restaurant the other night, but I wasn’t sure if it was the thyme or the plaice.

3. I lost my pet mouse Elvis the other night. He was caught in a trap.

2. What king of medieval England was famous because he spent so many nights at his Round Table writing books? King Author!

1. How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.

Ideas for the top 35 night jokes come from the following sources.^[1]Jokes For Kids – Funny night joke^[2]puns and one liners – night joke