Top 37 Cheeseburger Quotes

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Cheeseburgers are a classic part of any American menu. With that in mind, check out the top 37 cheeseburger quotes.

#37 – 30. Cheeseburger Quotes

37. Shane Warne’s idea of a balanced diet is a cheeseburger in each hand – Ian Healy

36. I try to eat healthy. But sometimes, though, I eat cheeseburgers. Thats good for the soul. I make sure to balance everything out. I drink tons of water. – Gal Gadot

35. I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks. – Kristen Stewart

34. Welcome to Good Burger! Home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order? – Ed, Good Burger

33. A lot of people think I’m snotty. So what? They never asked me out when I was serving cheeseburgers. – Cathy Moriarty

32. I’m all about fashion, cheeseburgers and bright-red lipstick. – Scarlett Johansson

31. Some decisions are obviously much more inconsequential than others. For example, let’s say you choose the blue shirt over the red one; not much is likely to change. Red meat over white meat once a week won’t likely make a huge difference in your health. But if you believe that grilled chicken is healthier than a cheeseburger, your lunch choice might cause you to pause; especially if you know that the cheeseburger also comes with fries and a large chocolate shake.- Craig Groeschel

30. I’m an absolute connoisseur of cheeseburgers and like to think that I can detect even mere percentages of shift in fat content in ground meat in a burger and can actually name the temperature to which it was actually cooked to the degree if I’m, you know, really on my game. – Alton Brown

#29 – 20. Cheeseburger Quotes

29. I take pleasure in the little things. Double cheeseburgers, those are good, the sky ten minutes before it rains, the moment your laugh turns into a cackle. And I sit here, and smoke my Camel straights, and I ride my own melt. – Ethan Hawke

28. Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger. – Channing Tatum

27. I eat a cheeseburger with French fries almost every day. – Cameron Diaz

26. I like cheeseburgers too much to be a model. – Laurie Halse Anderson

25. You think I’d cheat on you? I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat. – Lisa Kleypas

24. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.- Matt Groening

23. The first American word that I learned was cheeseburger. – Callan McAuliffe

22. Nobody knew they needed a smart phone, an automobile, or even a cheeseburger from a drive through window. – Matthew E. Gerber

21. You dont have to eat a whole cheeseburger, just take a piece of the cheeseburger. – Guy Fieri

20. I would like a cheeseburger, with a side of cheeseburger, and see if they can make me a cheeseburger smoothie. – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

#19 – 10. Cheeseburger Quotes

19. McDonalds used to be my favorite place to eat, until my metabolism changed in my late 30s. Before that, I would have no hesitation about walking into McDonalds and getting two cheeseburgers and fries and enjoying every last bite. – Andy Cohen

18. Keep climbing,’ he told himself. ‘Cheeseburgers,’ his stomach replied. ‘Shut up,’ he thought. ‘With fries,’ his stomach complained.- Rick Riordan

17. I could still eat a cheeseburger if I wanted to. I just can’t have them every day. – Drew Carey

16. Sometimes I thank God… for cheeseburgers. – Garth Brooks

15. I can has cheezburger? – Lolcats

14. I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot. – Jake M. Johnson

13. I can’t be on the cheeseburger diet all the time. – Bobby Flay

12. Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. – Matthew McConaughey

11. It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers. – Rick Riordan

10. I want a cheeseburger so badly but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks. – Kristen Stewart

#9 – 1. Cheeseburger Quotes

9. I don’t even have money for a cheeseburger! – Allen Iverson

8. Yes, a cheeseburger and fries is probably my favourite meal. But I don’t eat ground beef anymore. – Eric Schlosser

7. Cheeseburger in paradise! – Jimmy Buffett

6. I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers. – Zach Braff

5. Me and my cheeseburgers are insane. – Naya Rivera

4. I think it’s too soon to say that, and I think, basically – most of the people that I ran across and most of the studies that I saw suggest people don’t go to McDonald’s to eat healthy food. They go to eat fries and cheeseburgers. – Michael Specter

3. I could have made a fortune in cheeseburgers, but I finally chose politics. – Francois Hollande

2. It’s important to keep a balanced diet, but I’m not a fan of deprivation. If I want a cheeseburger, I am not only going to eat that cheeseburger, but I’m going to enjoy that cheeseburger. – Heidi Klum

1. Consider the biggest animals on the planet: elephants, and buffaloes, and giraffes. These are vegetarian animals. They grow to thousands of pounds of muscle and bone without ever eating cheeseburgers and pepperoni pizzas. – Michael Klaper

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