Top 41 Camera Jokes

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Photography is a great way to capture a single moment in time. With that in mind, check out the top 41 camera jokes.

#41 – 40. Camera Jokes

41. Sony’s new camcorder was absolutely ‘panned’ by the critics.

40. My mother is fed up with her camera lens flying away and perching on things. It was quite aperture.

#39 – 30. Camera Jokes

39. I got this reversing camera a few weeks ago. Oh boy, I’ve never looked back since then.

38. Who is faster: Superman or The Flash? The Camera Man

37. Why does one see only positives after buying a digital camera? Because it has no negatives.

36. What would a cheese camera be named as? It would be called a GoProvolone.

35. Why did the camera flash go to jail? It was charged with battery.

34. These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven’t looked back.

33. How many cameras would a good photographer need? Just two more.

32. What do you call an unpredictable camera? A loose Canon.

31. Why were photographers so depressed before digital cameras were invented? They spent too long processing the negatives.

30. When I was a boy my dad would hit me with a camera. I still have flashbacks.

#29 – 20. Camera Jokes

29. I was given a very expensive looking camera as a gift today. They were foreign tourists, so I didn’t understand the rest, but it was still a nice gesture.

28. What do you call an Asian behind a camera? Phil Ming

27. Hold that pose….My camera is ringing.

26. What do condoms and phone cameras have in common? They both capture the moment!

25. If you’re nice to me, I’ll sell you an action camera for really cheap. It’s a Quid GoPro.

24. They say the camera adds 10 pounds But tinder has taught me that real life adds another 20.

23. What’s the difference between a cop and a movie camera-man? If the movie camera-man turns his camera off, he gets fired.

22. What did I tell my grandfather when he asked me how he would get a new ball, pack of cookies, milk packet, and chocolates with just 5 dollars in his youth? I looked at him and said, “They didn’t have CCTV cameras back then.”

21. I asked Siri for a joke to post here…She turned on my selfie camera

20. Turning off your Zoom camera is like getting food from a buffet at a party You want to do it, but you don’t want to be the first, and you definitely don’t want to be the only

#19 – 10. Camera Jokes

19. I accidentally washed my father’s camera’s memory card. He’s furious because now all the images are watermarked.

18. Who is the patron saint of security cameras? St Francis of a CCTV

17. Why did one company selling cameras buy the other one? That company wanted to take the competition out of its picture.

16. What does a camera with mood swings have? Bipolaroid disorder.

15. My sister goes all haywire whenever she misplaced her camera. She’s quite a loose canon, one could say.

14. My teenage brother asked Siri why he is single? Siri started the front camera instead of answering in words.

13. Camera men always get their job done They’re very good at focusing

12. Apple has released a new device. It’s a little camera that sticks to urinals. It’s called the iCUP.

11. Why do you think the iPhone 11 camera looks like a stove? Because of Tim Cook.

10. Me: Siri, why am I single? Siri: *turns on the front camera*

#9 – 1. Camera Jokes

9. What’s the difference between a camera and a sock? A camera takes photos A sock takes 5 toes

8. What do you call a patron saint of a security camera? St. Francis of the CCTV.

7. What did the camera say to his digital son? You can never be negative.

6. They say the camera adds ten pounds…I’m sitting accross from my date and wondering how many she’s eaten.

5. What do you call a camera who is depressed and has mood swings? Biopolaroid disorder.

4. My brother stacked the camera on three tide pods. He came running to me and said, “Look there’s a tripod”.

3. I remember when I was a kid, you could go to a store with $1 and buy 2 bags of chips, a large pop, 4 candy bars, and a pack of big league chew! Nowadays they have cameras everywheres.

2. My friend said if I behave nicely, he will gift me an action camera. He said it’s Quid GoPro.

1. I’ve read about an airport infra-red camera that detected breast cancer. I guess we can’t stress enough the importance of mass surveillance.

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