Top 60 Cute Jokes

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Cute jokes are the type that might make your roll your eyes when you listen to them, but are some of the best family friendly silly jokes to say. With that in mind, check out the top 60 cute jokes.

#60 – 50. Cute Jokes

60. Q: Why did the mushroom go to the party? A: Because he was a fun guy

59. Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl? He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

58. Q: Why did the donut visited the dentist? A: To get another filling.

57. How did the bunny rob a snowman? He took out his hair dryer and said: Give me that carrot!

56. What kind of cup can’t you drink out of? A cup-cake.

55. What kind of bird sticks to sweaters? A vel-crow.

54. What kind of dog lives at the North Pole? A chilli dog.

53. What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear.

52. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

51. Q: Why was the bee’s hair sticky? A: He used a honey-comb

50. What do lawyers wear for work? Lawsuits.

#49 – 40. Cute Jokes

49. Why couldn’t Dracula’s wife get to sleep? Because of his coffin.

48. What bow can’t be tied? A rainbow.

47. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

46. What do you get when you cross some fish with some elephants? Swimming trunks.

45. “Your waffle iron isn’t working, dear!” “Please just stay away from my laptop grandma!!!”

44. Why was the bee’s hair sticky? Because he used a honey-comb.

43. Why does it suck to be a penguin? Because even when you get angry, you still look cute.

42. “Sir, you cannot fish here!” “Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim.”

41. A little boy visits his farmer grandpa and watches him milk the cows. The next day one of the cows runs away and grandpa is really upset about it. “Don’t worry, Grandpa,” says the boy helpfully, “she can’t have gone very far with an empty tank.”

40. What did the paper say to the pencil? You’ve got a really good point.

#39 – 30. Cute Jokes

39. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

38. Why did the cookie go to hospital? Because he felt crummy.

37. What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf? A creature that sucks blood from your knees.

36. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept dropping their trunks.

35. Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.

34. Why should you never tell jokes to a window? In case it cracks up.

33. What pet makes the loudest noise? A trum-pet.

32. What’s the best day to go to the beach? On Sunday.

31. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed.

30. Which building has the most storeys? The library.

#29 – 20. Cute Jokes

29. What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.

28. Where do dogs go when their tails fall off? The re-tail store.

27. What do you call a kid with a dictionary in his pocket? Smarty pants.

26. Q: How do you measure a snake? A: By inches. Snakes don’t have feet.

25. Daughter asks her mother, “Mum, how long have you been married to dad?” “Ten years.” “Oh, and how many do you still have left?”

24. What did the stamp say to the envelope? You stick with me and I will take you places!

23. What did the buffalo say to his son as he left for school? Bison.

22. Daddy, why is the sky so high? So the birds wouldn’t hit their heads all the time, darling.   

21. Why do dolphins swim in salt water? Because pepper water would make them sneeze.

20. What noise does a chicken’s phone make? Wing wing.

#19 – 10. Cute Jokes

19. Why did the bee marry? He’s finally found his honey.

18. Why can’t dalmatians play hide and seek? Because they’d get spotted.

17. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? It had a nosebleed.

16. What do you say to a one-legged hitch-hiker? Hop in.

15. How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.

14. What do whales eat for their tea? Fish and ships.

13. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun guy.

12. What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing.

11. What is black – white – black – white – black – white? A penguin rolling down a mountain!

10. It is evening. Little Johnny and his friend are sitting by a camp fire. They’ve been plagued by swarms of mosquitoes already for an hour and the assault only worsens when the darkness sets in. Suddenly, fireflies appear. Little Johnny swears: “These darn mosquitoes! Now they’ve even brought lanterns with them to find us!“

#9 – 1. Cute Jokes

9. Q: What do whales eat for their tea? A: Fish and ships

8. What type of dog does Dracula own? A bloodhound.

7. Why did the donut visit the dentist? To get a new filling.

6. Where do hamburgers dance? At a meat ball.

5. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands.

4. “Name me five different animals, Johnny.” “The dog, the dog’s brother, the dog’s sister, the dog’s cousin and the dog’s aunt.”

3. Did you hear about the pregnant cat that ate a bowl of wool? She had mittens.

2. What does homework stand for? Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

1.What happens when a cop gets into bed? He becomes an undercover cop.

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